Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Page #4
What are you drinking?
- Bad.
- Bad? Sorry?
- You feel bad.
- Bad?
"Badly" is an adverb. To say you
feel badly says that the mechanism...
- ...which allows you to feel is broken.
- Well, that one over there?
Between- Oh, God, nix, nix. That's-
- The blond. The blond's pathetic.
- Because?
For starters, she's been f***ed
more times than she's had hot meals.
I heard. It was neck and neck,
and then she skipped lunch.
- Worst thing, though....
- Do tell.
Worst thing is she's 35 years old
I see her at auditions all the time.
- It's over, baby. You missed.
- That's charitable of you.
May I ask how old you are?
- Go for it.
- Okay, how old are you?
- Thirty-four.
- Yeah?
- I'm a baby.
- Where's your buddy? The guy you-
- The guy you left the party with?
- He's a f***ing a**hole.
I just needed a ride.
Sorry, I swear a lot.
- I know. It's okay.
- Did you know the host?
- No.
- He looked familiar, though.
Probably an actor.
Go away, Mr. Fly.
- I was talking to your friend.
- She doesn't want to talk to you.
Sunshine, she'll be back to you
in a minute. Relax.
She doesn't have a minute.
Tell you what, if you change your mind
about that drink...
...I'll be over there
with Native American Joe Pesci.
- You are so....
- That was good, right?
Why are you humoring him? Stop it.
You know what,
there's an empty table over there.
I hear it's a recommended
cheeseball hangout.
Your mouth is a recommended place
to put a sock.
Princess. Scary friend.
Goddamn it.
Harry Lockhart, are you gonna
recognize me or what?
God! Embrey, Indiana!
Loves snakes, afraid of spiders.
Come on, remember?
You were Amazing Harry-
- No, no, no. Harold the Great.
- Harmony?
You cut me in half, remember?
Oh, sh*t. Oh, my God. How are you?
Okay, I was a bad narrator again...
...because the kid at the beginning,
the magician, that was me.
I don't want to put this on you...
...but if you've been paying attention,
I shouldn't have to-
Great. No wonder. Ma and Pa Kettle.
I got an idea.
Why not put these two lame-o extras
in front of the mammoth f***ing lens?
Boo. Scat. Fat lady, leave.
See there? "Harold. "
Remember how I said
this high school chick haunted me?
think of her?
That's because it was her.
It all came flooding back.
How I was the one she confided in.
While she was doing every other guy.
It was the first time I felt
that how pitying someone...
...and wanting to f*** them
can get all tangled up in your head.
Overwhelming sadness.
Meanwhile, you got a Rodney.
Is that sick? I think-
Yeah, I think that's sick.
Leaving my sister back home,
leaving her there all alone....
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