King Ralph Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1991
- 97 min
- 882 Views
Ralph Macchio.
Ralph Lauren.
Ralph Kramden.
This is extremely nice.
Better than I'm used to.
CEDRIC:
This is the picture gallery.
Many of the people in these
paintings are your relatives.
That's the duke of Warren,
your unfortunate grandfather.
You have his chin.
Hmm.
That's George III.
You may remember him.
He was king during
that temper tantrum...
you call the Revolutionary War.
Sounds like sour grapes.
We did kick your ass.
The loss is entirely yours,
or rather, theirs.
Remember that you're
an Englishman now.
RALPH:
I still thinkthey kicked our ass.
CEDRIC:
Just a few quick questions...
to probe your knowledge
of English history.
RALPH:
Fine.When she failed
to give him a son,
Henry Vlll had Anne Boleyn...
Look into adoption?
Beheaded.
Jeez, this is a tough country.
Would this be to your liking?
I kind of like that.
That's an upholstery fabric,
Your Majesty.
generally like their monarch...
to look like a sofa.
Ah.
These are traditional
English dishes,
some of which you
will be served tonight.
Roast beef
and Yorkshire pudding...
bangers and mash...
and the ever popular
spotted dick.
Spotted dick?
Dick of what?
These are the bangers.
Sausages.
The spotted dick is a dessert.
Could I just have
some ice cream?
Quite a first day, Your Majesty.
I'll leave you to rest now.
This is Your Majesty's bedroom.
There you go, chief.
CEDRIC:
Unfortunately,you do have the option...
to redecorate your private
quarters as you see fit.
Good. I got some ideas.
We'll put the velour industry
on full standby.
Through there is
your dining room.
Across the way, the bath.
Through here is your study.
And there is your dressing room.
Anything we've left out?
I don't know.
CEDRIC:
One other thing.At your coronation
four months hence,
you will be required to wear
It's usually kept
in the Tower of London,
but we placed it
near your bed...
as a reminder of the eminence
of your office.
It contains the Star of India,
the world's
second largest diamond.
You should practice wearing it
to get used to the weight.
-Good evening, Your Majesty.
-Thanks.
RALPH:
Hey, Ced.CEDRIC:
Yes?What is it that
a king does all day?
Scarcely a minute of your day
is unaccounted for.
Nevertheless, what you do
is not as important...
as what you are.
What am I?
To be the king of England...
is a responsibility
like no other on Earth.
You must become a symbol...
of all that is best
about England.
An embodiment of our history,
our culture,
our morality,
our pride of achievement.
In short, our ideal
of civilization.
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