King Jack Page #3

Yes.

You know why Batman's the best?

Because he doesn't have any super powers

and he's still one of the greatest

super heroes of all time.

If you could pick any two super powers,

- Oh, I know. Definitely invisibility.

- which two super powers would you pick?

Why invisibility?

Because...

There's a lot of times when I'm at home

and I just don't want to be.

- Alright.

- And I also want to fly.

What about you?

Super speed for sure.

And I'm afraid of heights.

I don't like heights. So not flying.

Why do you want to be really fast?

I dunno. It just seems cool.

- Oh, did that go in?

- That went in.

It did?

- Bullseye.

- Oh, you got one. Alright.

Twenty points.

Well, you're good at baseball.

See, it's not that hard.

You just have to make that hard P sound.

Yo, Scab!

Hey, where are you going?

Away.

Hey, you got a cigarette for me by any chance?

No.

You give one to your boyfriend over here?

He's my cousin, dick.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What did you just say?

Hey, what did you say?

Nothing. I don't have any more cigarettes.

No. What did you call him, man?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Huh?

He's the one calling me a fag.

I ain't call you a fag.

No, no. He said that

this was your boyfriend.

He didn't call you a f*ggot, did he?

Did he?

Huh? Did he?

Did he?

Get the f*** off me.

Get the f*** off.

- Watch how you talk to me, Scab.

- Get the f*** off me.

I said watch how you f***ing talk to me.

Stop.

Yo. Man.

[???] for the ciggie.

Hey.

Didn't know you were

a little chubby chaser.

Go. Run along with your little boyfriend.

Ow. F***.

You're f***ing dead.

Come on.

Get under.

Sh*t man.

Yo. Let's go this way.

Why did that kid call you Scab?

'Cause he's a dick.

Some kids call me Schizo,

at school.

They're d*cks too.

Come on.

Why can't we go home?

They'll send someone to watch out there.

Don't break the f***ing window.

Harriet.

Doofus is here.

What do you want?

Could we come up?

You know, you were

a real dick to me, yesterday.

I was just trying to help.

You know that, right?

I'm Sorry.

Who's that?

It's my cousin.

He's related to you?

What's his name?

Ben.

Look. Can we come in now?

You're not cool, but whatever.

Here.

Does he drink?

Dunno.

You ever drink?

Aww, virgin.

You're gonna stink up my room.

Just light some incense or something.

Give me a lighter then.

What do you keep looking at?

Nothing.

It's okay. You can talk around them.

Truth.

Okay.

Have you seen a girl down there, before?

No.

Little man. I think she's offering.

I'm actually not, fuckhead, but thanks.

Why not?

What's wrong with him?

Nothing.

He's a good looking guy.

So? That doesn't mean

I want to f*** him.

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