King Jack Page #2

so just help me out here.

Just look after your cousin this weekend.

And get the last bag.

You don't want to go out? Fine.

But you stay upstairs or you go out back.

I don't want to see you downstairs.

That's Tom's. Don't touch it.

Don't sit there.

Jesus Christ, dude.

Take your f***ing bag off.

Look. I'm not your babysitter, alright?

If you want something to do,

I got some old toys under my bed.

Go on.

Look. I got some rules

to set straight while you're here, alright?

First, if you see any people

I know, you don't talk.

Like, at all.

Like, even if they ask you a question like

"What's your name?" You don't answer.

Second, I don't want you talking about

anything we did when we were kids, okay?

I mean... I guess if you're not talking at all,

it won't be a problem.

But even if you had to talk,

which you shouldn't,

I don't want you talking about that stuff.

Got that?

Yeah.

Do you have a ball for this?

Get ready to duck.

I don't want to hit you in the face,

and you go crying and get me in trouble.

Okay.

If it does hit you in the face though,

just say you fell over or some sh*t.

Okay? While we were playing catch.

Okay.

Oh, and if it goes into

the neighbours yard, you gotta go get it.

'Cause if they see me

in there again, I'm f***ed.

- Okay.

- Alright.

Let's see it.

F***.

What was that?

Throw it-

You gotta throw it proper.

Like this. You see?

You see that?

I think that's softball.

It's not. It's f***ing baseball,

that's what it is.

Throw it like that this time.

You ready?

F***.

You're not doing it right.

You're putting-

You're putting a curve on it.

I think that's like six strikes.

Is not.

You're throwing it all over the place.

You're throwing like balls and sh*t.

I should be walking home by now.

Alright, you know what smartass.

You wanna try?

Alright, let's see it.

I'm gonna throw it just like you did.

Alright, you ready?

Jack!

That was a good hit.

Thanks.

You play on a team?

Yeah.

Got, like, uniforms and stuff?

Yeah.

That's cool.

Tom did that for a bit.

Played for school.

They had some ugly ass uniforms.

I still wanted one.

Sorry about the window.

Sorry about your mom.

You wanna talk about it?

Not really.

So what's there to do around here?

F*** all.

Alright.

So I'm going to try hit the window.

Ooh. No, that was bad.

- Nearly.

- You ready? Ready?

I can usually do it with a baseball.

There we go.

See?

Come on. Try it.

Just get a little [???].

Just like that.

Pass it back to you.

And the just get ready to catch it.

I got you.

Who's your favorite superhero?

I have to say Spider-man.

Guess who my favorite is.

- Superman?

- No.

The Flash?

- Come on.

- Batman?

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