Kindergarten Cop 2 Page #3

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Kevin hid the drive somewhere.

He didn't tell me where.

That was kind of

the whole point.

Think.

Did he say anything else?

No.

What about

in the car that night?

Did he say anything

before he died?

He was babbling.

Not making sense.

Why should I help the FBI and all

its shadow organizations out?

Face it, you guys

are irrelevant at best

and unconstitutional at worst.

Look, a lot of people

are going to get hurt

if Zogu finds that list

before we do.

A lot of innocent people.

Did he say anything?

It doesn't matter

if it doesn't make sense.

He said,

"The kids know."

"The kids know."

We got to question those kids.

So you want to bring a bunch of

6-year-olds into an interrogation room?

If that's what it takes.

Reed, I promise you, you

probably aren't aware of this

since the only people

you interact with

are 19-year-old

mattresses.

What's a mattress?

Model/actress.

Ah. That's fair.

Five-year-olds, 6-year-olds, they are

totally useless for reliable information.

My son, Andy,

thinks Frozen is real.

Look, I'm open to suggestions,

but all our leads

have gone cold,

and if these kids know something

that can save those witnesses,

then let's put the mac

and cheese on the stove

and get this playdate started.

Hi, Patience.

Can you tell me something

about Mr. Flaherty?

Mr. Flaherty is dead.

He's decomposting in the ground.

Okay, Simon.

Do you remember anything

interesting about Mr. Flaherty?

My sister has a bagina.

Thank you, Simon.

Next!

My dad lets me play video games whenever

I want to when I'm at his house

and he's having a special

time with his girlfriend

but mommy says video games rot the brain

and daddy's girlfriend is a bad influence

because she dances

on poles for a living.

Guys, can we get a kid in here

whose stepmother

is not on a pole?

Meeja is the name

of our guinea pig.

Guinea pigs are rodents,

Cavia porcellus.

I have two mommies and they

tell me I shouldn't trust boys.

All right, fella.

Just tell me what you

know about Mr. Flaherty.

When is Mr. Flaherty

coming back?

Is your real name Cowboy?

Who names their kid Cowboy?

My daddy says that

you can have his gun

when you take it

from his cold dead hand.

Sophie, do you know anything

about a flash drive?

I saw the flash drive.

You did?

Did you see where Mr. Flaherty

put the flash drive?

In the emergency kit.

All right, Sophie,

show me the flash drive.

There it is.

There's the flash drive.

This is a flashlight.

That was a bust.

I got nothing.

No surprise there.

There's only one thing

left to do.

Undercover reconnaissance.

The headmaster

at Hunts Bay Academy

is not going to let the FBI

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