
Kindergarten Cop 2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2016
- 100 min
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1
I just don't know
if I can do this.
You can do it.
We can do it.
What if he finds us?
I can protect you.
Look, you need to trust me.
You deserve to be
Okay, come on, we need to hurry.
Katja!
Alexander. This isn't
what it looks like...
You betrayed me.
I will deal with you later.
And this...
This is the object
of your affection.
Frankly, I don't see it.
Don't do this, Zogu.
Any last words?
Yeah.
Pineapple.
"Pineapple"?
What is this "pineapple"?
It's a delicious fruit.
I know it's delicious...
You are an imbecile,
you know that?
I grant you your last words
and you give me
pineapple nonsense.
What is this?
Well, pineapple, it's the...
It's the code word
for the raid order.
FBI.
You're under arrest, Zogu.
Racketeering, wire fraud,
money laundering,
and I'm sure we'll think up
some other stuff
like trying to kill me
And extremely bad cologne.
This is only the beginning,
my friend.
I'm not your friend.
Get him out of here.
You're FBI?
I'm sorry.
You okay, dude?
Pineapple?
Couldn't think of something
better than pineapple?
You know I love pineapple, man.
It's my favorite fruit.
Dude, you look like
you need a drink.
It's on me. Come on,
let's get out of here.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
Come on, man,
you did good in here.
You like the way I bust in the door?
Wasn't it gangster?
Reed.
How was your date last night?
It wasn't a date, grandpa.
No one dates anymore.
It was a hookup.
Oh, it was a booty call.
You know, I've got a theory,
you wanna hear it?
No.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, you know,
you haven't been in
any serious relationship
since Katja.
I think you're still
in love with her.
Excuse me, I was never in love with Katja.
I was undercover.
I was acting.
Oh. Okay,
you were acting.
Well, you know, sometimes,
these kind of assignments
can blur the lines, Romeo.
Why're you busting my chops?
Trial's next week.
Katja's gonna be
there to testify.
You're not a little
excited to see her?
And what? Settle down
with Zogu's mistress
in the witness
protection program?
Live in Arizona
for the rest of my life?
No, thanks, I'm good.
No.
That did not just happen.
That's karma, bro.
That is perfect karma.
No.
The vending machine gods want you
to be honest about your feelings.
Calm down. I'll give
you another dollar.
That's not the point. This machine
owes me a goddamn Twix bar.
Hey!
Agent Reed!
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Were you about to shoot
that vending machine?
No, of course not.
That's good to hear.
Because that's something
A crazy person
without a job.
Absolutely.
Jason Flaherty, 29,
arrested following a car crash where
What am I doing here?
What does the FBI care about
Valmir Krasniqi and Sokol Pula,
lieutenants in the Zogu
crime syndicate.
Never heard of them.
Well, they've heard of you.
I got 20 different
traffic cams telling me
they were following
you that day.
Maybe they wanted to
borrow some Grey Poupon.
Let's cut him loose.
Yeah, yeah, we made a mistake.
You sure about that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He doesn't know anything
about the Albanians.
We'll just keep an eye on him
and when Zogu kills him for stealing
his Wi-Fi or whatever he did,
maybe we'll get lucky
with the forensics.
Fair enough.
I say we get his dental records
'cause Albanians
always burn the body.
I'll have O'Connell take a mold.
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