Killer Movie Page #5

no matter what the show.

But talk to me

like that again,

and you can book me

on the next flight home.

Sorry it took so long,

it's totally freezing

out there and whatnot.

There's still

no cell reception.

I'll keep trying

the equipment house.

Oh, here.

Thank you.

Can I help you?

What?

The townspeople

are all up in my grill,

because I've got my crew

asking questions

that aren't just

about hockey.

I mean,

give me a break.

Do these people even own

a f***ing television?

It's not like

the show's

for the f***ing

nature channel people.

Seaton Brookstone's office.

Hello? Hey.

Shannon, hey, it's Jake.

Is Seaton in?

Hi, Jake.

I'm having a bad time

hearing you.

It's not

a good connection.

I don't have Seaton right now;

he's in a meeting.

Yeah, I'm sure he is.

Listen, Shannon, I--

This is the first time

I've had any bars

on my phone

since I landed.

Something--

something's off here,

and i really need

to talk to him

before I go in

and start this thing up.

Can you have him

call me please?

Hello?

Hello?

Sh*t.

Oh, over here?

Clients love, love, love

to b*tch about problems

on locations.

You know,

"my wardrobe sucks."

You know,

"my trailer's not big enough."

You know, I--I--"they're housing

me in the woods."

I try not

to take those calls.

By the time I return,

they've usually worked

it out for themselves.

I can't believe

she's coming here.

She has such

beautiful hair.

You're talking

like a loser, Erin.

Having these people here

is just all wrong.

Are we clear?

Yes, ma'am.

My girls should not be

looking up to her.

They should be

looking up to me.

Blanca Champion is coming

to White Plains

to do research

for a movie role.

She's playing

a reality TV director

who uncovers

some big political scandal.

You know,

I don't even want to tell you

what I saw

down in that boiler room.

Doesn't that sound

like a great movie?

I mean, this really is

an exciting business.

# I wasn't born #

# I wasn't born #

# I wasn't born to suffer #

# I wasn't born #

# I wasn't born #

# I wasn't born to suffer # #

I think we're crew?

Excuse me?

I'm Keir,

your camera assistant.

Or at least

I think so.

'Cause no one spends

that much money

on sunglasses

around here.

So I figured

you're Jake, right?

Uh, I--I am.

Um, and I got these for free

off my last show.

I was, um--I was worried

they were a bit

too fancy for me.

No, you pull 'em off well.

Finally, a friendly face.

Hey,

can I talk you into maybe

showing me around this place?

So, did you meet Lee?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she's quite a lady.

And I use

the term loosely.

Before we go in--

I don't mean

to cross any lines,

but can I

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