Killer Christmas Page #4

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Why are you being such a dick?

Not being a dick,

just having some fun.

[child whispering]

Deck the halls.

[man groaning]

[laughter]

Oh, f***.

Looks like they're definitely

trying to keep people out.

So, how do we get in?

It's like one of those

urban explore things.

Let's look for loose boards

or nails that we can pull out.

This isn't a good idea.

- Thanks.

- Are you having fun?

Oh, my God, yes,

I'm having tons of fun.

I haven't let loose

like this in...

maybe ever.

You know your friends

are completely insane.

I mean, these games are crazy.

They get crazier.

Wait, crazier than this?

Yeah, they love

to f*** with people's heads.

Come on,

let's go around the side.

Look at this place.

They are a**holes.

Hey, why are you being

so uptight?

I'm not being uptight, Margo.

I don't want to be here,

this place creeps me out.

Yeah, that's why

it's so fun, Bella.

Come on, stop being so paranoid.

- So we didn't find any-

- Oh, sh*t!

Sorry.

Jesus, it's not funny.

I'm so, so sorry.

You should've seen

the look on your face.

I hate you.

No you don't, you don't hate me,

you love me.

You love me, that's why

you wear that ugly sweater.

- Your games are stupid.

- My games are fun and funky, ok?

Who doesn't like

wearing festive sweaters?

Girls, I hate to ruin your

little menstruation session,

but we're not finding any way

in here so we gotta go round.

Can we get the hell out of here?

This isn't fun.

[Art] Stop being such a baby.

F*** you, Art!

You're gonna

speak to me like that?

Guys, come on, chill out.

Geez, sorry, everyone, let's go.

Whatever Bella wants,

come on, game over.

Whatever, Art.

Babe, I got you, ok?

So that's how you treat me now?

Why don't you just

calm the f*** down?

Don't talk to me like that.

- I'm just...

- I don't like this game.

I don't like all the games

you play either.

That's how this sh*t works,

you know this.

This place just freaks me

the f*** out.

That's the point, isn't it?

Come on, let's just go.

I bet there's someone in here.

Yeah and he's going

to come after you,

it'll be like freak vs. weirdo.

Which one is Art?

That farmer said

there's the occasional squatter.

Oh my God, imagine,

we could get

two of them to fight

and then live stream it.

We are out of service up here.

No, no, no, wait, we can make

them fight until they're dead

and then we can hang them

on the bridge

and wait for birds to eat them.

Ok, Margo,

this place is scary enough.

I mean, I'm down,

I'd crush a hobo, let's do it.

You guys are f***ed, like,

seriously f***ed in the head.

You don't really think there's

a squatter there, do you?

I don't know, only way

to find out is if we go in.

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