Killer Christmas Page #3

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[child whispering]

Oh, Christmas tree.

Cutler!

- What's up?

- I love it.

So I can leave this one?

Yeah, [unintelligible]

I love when you talk sh*t.

Yeah, f*** the Colorado,

let's get this, we are set.

You got it, babe.

Where is everyone?

So pretty.

- You two are not getting a tree?

- No.

- No, our apartment is too small.

- Yeah, we live in a shoebox.

My room is literally the size

of the walking closet.

Timber!

- There you guys are.

- Hey, you guys see that truck?

- No.

- No.

Need any help with that, Cutler?

I'm a good helper.

I'm good, thanks though.

Looks like everything's

shut down.

[Cutler]

Damn, we missed it.

[Bella]

Free trees, b*tches.

It'll be a b*tch

trying to strap these on.

I think I got rope in my bag.

You always figure it out, babe.

[Margo] Look at the stars!

We're playing a different game.

- All right, moving along.

- My bad.

Have you ever been inside?

That hotel over there.

[child whispering]

Deck the halls.

Oh, no, not for me.

I'd go.

I'd go and see what kind

of sh*t is in there.

Yeah.

Wow, looks great, guys.

Thanks.

Ladies and gentlemen,

this calls for a celebration.

- Game?

- Game!

How about a new game?

I don't know if you will.

Call it, kid.

Exploration.

We're going to the hotel.

- Yes.

- Nice.

I'm not playing that game.

You have to play,

that's how game works.

- No.

- Come on, Bella, it'll be fun.

It'll be so spooky.

You're not actually scared,

are you?

Bella.

I... you better stay beside me

the entire f***ing time.

Babe, don't worry,

I'll protect you, I promise.

Look, in fact, I think mom

got some lights in the back.

Great.

Boom, check it out.

Always prepared.

Yeah, aren't you?

Actually,

I bought some flashlights

since were up in the boonies.

- Look at you.

- On top of it.

These are

quick up there, right?

Ok, guys, now this is a party.

Yeah!

Wow.

Here we go.

Oh my god, this is so exciting.

I don't know, it is literally

in the middle of nowhere.

This is not

the middle of nowhere.

- You should go to New Mexico.

- Or Iowa.

I drink to that.

Hey, don't worry,

you'll be fine, Bella.

There's a clearing over there.

Come on, let's go.

Ah, this place is so scary,

I love it.

So sick, I wonder how many

bodies are in there.

That's not funny.

I think four, what do you think?

I think maybe at least ten.

You guys suck.

They're just kidding,

there are no bodies in there.

- I bet there's one body.

- Cutler!

Hey, you think we can just walk

straight through

that front door?

I don't know,

looks pretty boarded up.

We could probably open it.

Onward, hoe.

Who are you calling a hoe?

- Oh, I just...

- I'm just f***ing with you.

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