Kid Cannabis Page #2

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Teasing, taunting,

just laughing at you for thinking

You were gonna get your hands

on any of it.

Pizza.

Come in!

Down the hall.

Uh, hi.

Thought they were sending

the redhead, uh...

Jennifer.

Yeah, Jennifer, that's her.

The redhead, big tits.

Yeah. I...

I mean, she-She's off.

I'm Nate.

Hello, Nate.

It's 22.30.

Got change for a Hun?

Uh, no, I can't. Sorry.

Okay, hold your horses.

Hey! Any of you butt-Heads

got twenties?

Okay, excellent, thanks for your help.

I really appreciate that.

Get your hand off your nut sac.

Do you believe these guys, huh?

Yeah.

You, uh, want a hit?

Oh, no, I can't.

I gotta get back to work.

Like you'd hate to lose

this dream job, huh?

'Cause passing that pizza jockey

bar exam's a real b*tch, huh?

Okay, excuse me.

All right. Turn

your head, little man.

You're about to see

what makes most women

Fear the cock. Okay.

Get in there.

Haha. Oh, easy, speed racer.

That there's the B.C. Bud.

That's 600 a half

if you can find it.

Six hundred a half?

Holy sh*t. Sorry.

Yes, it is.

You see the ground squirrel

on the bed there?

She bought herself a divorce,

a new set of tits,

And put her kid

through private school,

All by bringing down

a few pounds every month.

Down from where?

From Canada, bro.

How?

Don't get me wrong,

tight p*ssy is very, very nice,

But it's a little overrated.

That chick's kid's head?

The size of f***ing Charlie brown.

In her box?

Really?

All right, give me a second.

All right.

I-I-I... Here we go.

Um, all I have is a 20.

It's 22.30.

Can you break a Benjamin?

Then all I have is a 20.

Huh? We got a deal, Nate?

Thank you. There you go, sir.

Let me grab that.

It's a write-Off.

Now, shouldn't you be toodling

off back to pizza base camp?

Hmm?

Good to meet you, Nate.

Say hi to the big-Titted

redhead for me.

Girls!

We got pie.

Woo!

It was like I'd been living

my entire life in a fog,

And that night

it finally lifted.

Like Donald trump says,

"If you want to make money,

stick with what you love and know."

Hey.

Oh, hey, ma. You're late.

Yeah. Some yuppies

ran out on their bill,

And randy made me wash dishes

to cover their check.

Sucks.

Hey. You need to get

some sleep.

Good night, mom.

Good night, baby.

Yes? Okay.

Tom? Tom.

Mr. Loya can see you now.

First office to your right.

Thank you.

Come in.

Come in.

Close the door there, yeah.

I'm Joe Loya.

Hi. Tom Clark. Pleasure.

Take it off.

Take what off?

The mask.

Okay.

I'm... I'm sorry.

I didn't want to be seen.

I'm a little nervous.

Sorry. Didn't mean

to weird you out.

So?

So.

What can I do for you today?

Uh, marijuana.

I have a friend who...

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