Kicking and Screaming Page #4
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- Year:
- 1995
- 96 min
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He'll go away soon.
Well, how long do we have to stay down here?
Go away, cookie man.
Cookie man?
- What the hell are you doing here?
- I - I felt antsy.
I thought there was more reason for me to stay.
- It's remarkable.
- But Milwaukee and graduate school.
No. I-I'm gonna defer my admission.
I think I'll move back in with my mom for a while.
- Hello.
- Oh, look who I found.
Hi, kids.
Got you a little back-to-school gift.
Oh, great! Dictionary!
Hey. I'm gonna look up "blow job. "
- This is great, Chet. Thanks a lot.
- You're welcome.
So, did you have fun at the airport?
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, here. I got you some magazines.
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
f*** a cow or lose your mother?
Hmm. F*** a cow.
Cow-f***er.
f***, uh, Peppermint Patty or Lucy?
- Uh, Lucy.
- Lucy-f***er.
uh, f*** a cow or a turkey?
Hmm. Wild or farm-raised?
Uh, no idea.
Just answer the question.
- Turkey.
- You know -
- Turkey-f***er.
- I regret not taking my junior year abroad.
- Skippy, don't let Friedrich bother you. Okay?
- He doesn't bother me.
- Yes, he is. He's bothering you.
- I said I wish I had taken my junior year off.
But you shouldn't even let it get to you.
He's this Eurotrash guy. I mean -
- He doesn't bother me.
- You. Uh, cow or lose your mother?
- What?
- Would you rather f*** a cow or lose your mother?
- Answer the question.
- Who's asking the question?
- Answer the question.
- Neither, thanks.
- Hmm. Doesn't like to f***.
- I don't know! A cow.
- Cow-f***er.
- Well, that's his thing.
There.
Yeah. You're right.
No, you're right.
If they hadn't called a technical on Riley,
they would've won.
Hey, uh, who won Bud Bowl II?
That is a bad habit.
You really ought to finish that in the bathroom.
What about that call with half a minute left?
Ewing was pushed.
- Yeah. You're right, Dad.
- Oh, that's good.
- Yeah. It was definitely a push.
- Hello, fellas.
- What's up?
- Yeah.
- Hey, Chet.
- Skippy.
- I know.
- What's up?
Hold on, Dad.
- What are you doing with that?
- I packed it by accident.
- Did you see all the people moving in?
- Oh, how are the freshmen biddies?
Deadly. Best since two years ago.
Hmm. Yeah, well...
I've been doing a little research.
Now, we all know how old Mozart was
when he did all that.
Like, one.
And Keats. Big poet, Keats.
Keats was dead by 24.
When she started playing, she was tiny.
Mmm.
I'd like to 15-love with her,
if you know what I mean. Ace her deuce.
I'd like to f*** her on the tennis court,
if you get my meaning.
Yeah.
Are you wearing mascara?
No.
Yes.
Let's hit the Penguin.
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