Kicking and Screaming

I think violence

is always justified some of the time.

- So if I disagree, that means you're gonna hit me.

- Hey, Grover.

Hey, Gail.

Who would you rather be stranded

on a desert island with? MacNeil or Lehrer?

Ebert.

Oh, I'll tell you the worst thing

about losing a foot. Hey, man!

Evening.

Jane, I knew you'd win the fiction prize.

You're a -You're a brilliant writer.

Would you like to dance?

Oh, I would, Lester,

but I find you irritatingly attractive.

Ah, here's my drunk boyfriend.

I was gonna wear my goatee tonight.

And wouldn't that have been embarrassing?

Mmm, yeah. Goatee season is in full bloom.

It's all those film majors.

I was tempted to put vodka in your cran-orange.

I don't know how you can not drink at these parties.

I saw you trip when you got your diploma.

Careful.

You got pig in a blanket on your chin.

Oh, congratulations

on the fiction prize.

Yeah. You could have, uh, won if you'd submitted.

Or at least it would have been close.

Even though all 618 of us were wearing

caps and gowns out there today...

I couldn't help but think it was a coincidence

that we were both wearing black.

Thank you.

That's almost a sweet thing for you to say.

To life after college.

Hey. Do you -

Do you forget things ever when you drink?

You mean black out? No.

Well, no. I - I don't really black out,

but I don't - I don't always remember everything.

Do you think that's reason for concern?

- Probably.

- What do you mean, "probably"?

You've got a drinking problem.

Get help.

- Is that a pajama top?

- No.

Yes.

You know, you're sneaky like that.

Like that thing in that movie.

- No, I'm not like him.

- Hey, Jane. Czechoslovakia. Wild.

Watch out.

You got into the university?

Yeah. I'm going to Prague.

They called me this afternoon.

Someone dropped out of the program.

So I guess there's an opening now.

So it's off to Prague to go to school.

I know that Prague's a clich now, but -

Um, so how will that work

if you're living with me in Brooklyn?

Well, it'll be the same,

except I'll be in Prague.

Not just Brooklyn. A-list Brooklyn.

Park Slope, Division II Manhattan.

Prague is Division I Bratislava.

You might want to slow down.

There's no alcohol in that.

Okay. Czechoslovakia is just

the worst place to go.

The way I see it, eventually

you'll make your life in the States.

Why run away now? You're just

postponing that "get started" year.

I'm not postponing anything.

I'm postponing months of emotional paralysis.

Exactly.

It's a bad idea to go directly.

The paralysis is just gonna, uh,

wait for you when you get -

- Wh-What are you writing?

- Some notes.

Will you stop writing what I'm saying.

Can we have one spontaneous conversation...

where my dialogue

doesn't end up in your next story?

- What if I want this material?

- We'll see who gets it first.

Okay. Let me borrow your pen.

I'm gonna write...

"Selfish girl...

abandons helpless boy

for overrated country. "

Overrated?

- You've never even been to Prague.

- Oh, I've been to Prague.

- Well, I haven't been to Prague been to Prague.

- Yeah.

But I know that thing.

I know that...

"stop shaving your armpits,

read The Unbearable Lightness of Being...

fall in love with a sculptor,

now I realize how bad American coffee is" thing.

- Beer. They have good beer.

- "How bad American beer is" thing.

- "How bad American beer is" thing.

- Yeah. I heard you the first time.

I am so glad to find

an actual adult at one of these parties.

It's really just a bunch of

freaked-out kids, huh?

Yeah.

- I'm Josselyn.

- Josselyn.

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