Kicking & Screaming Page #5
playing favorites, Phil.
Okay, guys,
let's take the field.
Get up, Dad.
Nice fall.
Hold up!
Love it, yeah!
Grab a ball!
Here we go. Fan out.
Form a circle here.
Great. Okay, now,
I don't know,
it may just be me,
but, uh, I really got a
feeling like we could catch fire
and have a great season. Huh?
Now, who's with me?
It's electric in the air!
Yeah!
Thank you for that show
of enthusiasm.
Uh, well, I... I thought we would
just start, uh, today by going around,
introducing yourselves,
and telling me
your... your strengths
on the soccer field.
All right.
Start with you.
Hey, I'm Hunter.
Hey, Hunter. I'm Phil.
Hi, Phil. Uh, I-I'll
eat this worm for $5.
How would that help us?
I'd have an extra $5?
No, you're not going to
eat that, are you?
Ugh!
Did you just eat that?
Yeah, I ate it.
Now you owe me $5.
I didn't agree to pay you $5.
Forget it.
Pass it to someone else.
I'm Byong Sun.
Hi, Byong Sun.
I am a very kind person.
Oh, that's sweet.
That's very sweet.
Anything that relates
to soccer?
No, sir.
You know, maybe you and
Ambrose could... could team up.
He's big. You... You might
form one mega-person.
Okay, forget that
I just said that.
Uh, pass it
to... to someone else.
I'm Mark Avery.
You know, I like to keep
my pimp hands strong.
You dig, cracker?
You feel me?
W- What does that mean?
I really don't know.
I heard it
on a rap video once.
Oh.
But, I'm, like, really funny.
I got like a million jokes.
Great. Okay, yeah.
I'd love to hear one. Shoot.
Remember when
you called us out
onto the field
and you fell over?
Right. Yeah?
Man! I got you good!
Somebody call the burn unit.
I got you bad!
How did I get burned?
Apparently,
I don't get it, okay.
Doesn't matter.
Uh, you know what?
Let's just do some drills.
Now, this one,
done at one time or another.
It's called "the snake. "
Player in the back
dribbles the ball
in a weaving fashion
around the player
and stops 3 feet
from the first player.
Hey!
Okay, that's not the snake.
Uh...
Honey,
it was your first practice.
It'll get better.
No, it's gonna get worse.
You need to give it
some time, Phil.
No. I already know.
It was awful.
The kids were
just running around.
They weren't
listening to me.
They were like
And I don't even know
but that's... that's what
they were like.
You know why?
'Cause I'm not a coach.
Okay? I don't know
what I'm doing.
My dad. He's a coach.
He knows the game.
He's confident, he's smart,
witty, dynamic,
vicious, brutal, vindictive.
A monster.
And he will win
through intimidation
and forceful tactics
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