Kick-Ass 2 Page #4
Whoa, whoa!
Pedophile freak.
It's not like that.
Then what is it like?
Please, tell me.
I can't. It's to do with the
Kick-Ass thing.
I've got a secret for you.
You remember Malik?
Dude who volunteers
at your needle exchange?
His baton is so much
bigger than Kick-Ass'.
No.
Yeah.
And by "baton,"
I mean penis.
Yeah, I got that. Thanks.
Fifteen gets
you 20, pervert.
A freshman, Dave?
You old, salty dog.
What's the problem? Grass on
the field, play ball. Right?
No, Todd.
Chris,
your tutor's here.
Chris!
Chris, your...
Holy sh*t.
What the hell is that?
My destiny.
Chris, just because your mom liked
I know what my role
is in this, Javier.
My dad was a crime boss,
so it just makes sense.
I'm a supervillain.
It's evolution.
Come on, come on.
before you hurt somebody, Chris.
That's not my name.
Okay, okay.
Uh, Red Mist...
Red Mist was
my superhero name.
Henceforth
I'll be known as
The Motherf***er.
I decided to stop hitting the heavy
bag and start hitting the streets.
Hey, Kick-Ass,
welcome back!
Yeah!
Whoo!
You're the best, man!
Only problem,
I was still on my own.
So I went online and found
a physics professor
calling himself
"Dr. Gravity. "
Sure, he wasn't Hit Girl,
but I had to start somewhere.
This is the zero G device
that I invented.
Can levitate
any object up to a ton.
For real?
Hell, no, man. This is a
baseball bat wrapped in tinfoil.
But it fooled you.
Hey, could I get a Diet
Mountain Dew, please?
I'm not even
a physics professor.
Just a copywriter
for an ad agency.
But that's why
I love this stuff.
You can be
anyone you want!
You done many
team-ups before?
Kind of. Yeah.
No, not really.
I was getting kinda nervous about
being on my own, you know?
Yeah, me, too. I never
even been in a fight.
Well, hopefully
you won't have to.
I friended a guy talking about forming
a team, if you're interested.
I don't know
how serious he is,
but his picture
was pretty hard core.
Are you kidding me?
That's why I contacted you.
by bringing it up too soon.
I'll show you his profile
after I hit the men's room.
Your Uncle Ralph's not
gonna be happy about this, Chris.
That's not my name.
I'm not calling
you that, forget it.
Javier, you worked
for my dad.
Then you worked for my mom.
Now you work for me.
in New York City.
But if you
don't like that,
find yourself another
motherfucking job, okay?
Yo, Kick-Ass!
Man,
am I glad to see you.
Is there anything
I can do to help, sir?
Yeah. I was hoping you can help
me get a million hits on YouTube.
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