Kick-ass Page #5
Dave, What? -
Shhhs.
Apart from the messed up nerve ending.
The doctors had managed to fix me up pretty good.
Did you feel that?
No
You're like f***ing Jason Bourne or
something! That owns!
How about that?
No. Marty,
give it a f***in' rest,
man.
I've only been back, like, half a day and
already youre making fun of me at the hospital.
He's right
I'm sorry
You're acting totally childish
Hey
Dave Hey
Oh, hey
How are you?
You look better
I'm OK
Yeah, much better
Hey, youre into comic books, arent
you?
Well... me and Erika sometimes hang out
after school at this really great store,
Atomic Comics. They make the best like Crack-a-back-a-latte.
Yeah...?
Well... I could buy you one... sometime if
you want? If you, like, need someone to talk to?
sure, thank you
Ok. Sweet. Well I'll
see you later
Man, did you just see that?!
Yeah -
Katie Deauxma just offered to buy me coffee
Yeah.. I really don't think that's the way it looks like
What are you talking about?
The point is, Katie Deauxma is all
about the lame ducks.
What's that got to do with me?
I've been trying to figure out how to tell you this
There's a rumor going around, right...
that you... what? are gay
Gay!
What kind of rumor is that?
Well you know, getting mugged...
You guys have been mugged!
Yeah, I know... but... you know..
we didn't get beat up and have all our clothes taken off.
That's not even true! The medics
threw my clothes away!
Don't worry about it. Rumors don't mean sh*t.
We know the truth
Right? -
Yes -
Yeah. And who knows, it might even
get you laid.
Not if she thinks he's gay, Todd,
you f***in' retard!
Thanks a lot, Marty.
You aint f***ing helping me-
I'm just being honest
I was getting back to my old self
I should have quit, of course.
But you can't just re-program
yourself
what you want, who you
are... your purpose in life.
oh no... I'm just stand around here
It is what it is.
You didn't see that did ya?
I think it's best that you just walk away
Well maybe you shouldn't do that.
What?
Huh?
You looking at me?
Well this is my baby.
Me?
I was back and running Kick-ass
version 2.0
Excuse me, did you see this cat?
No
Okay, thank you
Excuse me, Madam, Have you seen this cat?
I'm sorry, did you see this cat?
Oh, great
Here kitty
Here Mr. Bitey
Come on, no, no
No, no, Mr. Bitey Come on
Back here. C'mon. Let's get you home
Come on
F*** you Mr. Bitey!
Oh God... I'm so sorry, man
You're f***ing Green...!
Hey freak...
Hey, leave him alone
F*** off me
It's none of your business.
Guess it is.
Hey, Call 911
There's a dude dressed like a superhero out there fighting a bunch of guys.
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