Kick-ass Page #4

start learning and stuff, anyway, right?.

Go finish your oatmeal

Goddamit! I'm gonna be 18 in eight months for

christ sakes.

Take a seat

So, what's the problem?

Our Russian says Tre just sold them

another 5 K's, at half price.

Which Tre? Tre Tre?

Right. Dead Tre.

So now I'm getting f***ed in the

ass by a ghost.

Or Tre was telling the truth.

What so this is my choice? I have to

believe in ghosts or superheroes?

Not the part about the superhero, Franky. Just

that he mighta really been gaffled by somebody.

I think we better invited our

Russian over for a friendly chat.

See what's really going on.

Hey, early birdy

You beat me to it.

I wanted to get you breakfast this morning

Happy birthday, sweetheart

check this out

Oh! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh my God

Dad

Wow

Wow, dad

Ok, pop quiz

What's the proper name for one of those?

Isabelle It's... uh... Filippino. Ask me another one.

Excellent, good.

The AR 15 was a lighter, smaller caliber version

of what design?

Eugene 7 AR-10

Give me a hard one.

Name John Woo's first full length feature.

Chi bi xia:
Jue zhan tian xia

Daddy look

Hey, come on, you're not looking

the point is some f***er's killing our guys

If you find out who that is I don't wanna see

any of you b*tches sitting on your asses all right!

What the f*** you...?

Hello

Hey Joe, yeah

No, I was just training right now

one second

Dad... phone.

Dad, the phone's for you

Who is it?

it's Joe

what's the problem? -

Yeah, Frank turns out, man's got the vice here no more.

Really -

aha -

But we do got a brand new industrial microwave they use her for treating the lumber.

So where is it?

I think you must be confusing me with someone who gives a sh*t about the f***ing lumber

Well, you're right, I'm sorry, -

Just get the information -

Alright come on, go ahead

Hey look the guy told me he killed Fernandez

What I know? -

Shut up -

Jesus Fernandez is dead.

Now, shut up

He lied, so...

This works like a regular microwave, or what?

F*** do I know? We're not making a f***ing Hungry Man dinner here, just turn it on!

Here we go

O.K. I want to know who sold you our coke?

And don't tell me somebody

who's dead, this time

I said...

Who

Sold

You

Our... coke?

Sh*t

This is awesome

I look like freakin' Wolverine.

They still have that metal detector

at your school?

Yeah, It's gonna have a meltdown!

Dave, I need to ask you something.

OK:

The police report...

They found you naked. You said you didn't remember why.

The muggers... they didn't...?

What?

No

Jesus! No!

I wasn't even...

In the ambulance, they threw

my clothes away!

Cause of the blood.

Right

Seem like no time at all ...? back on my feet

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