Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Page #3
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With that being said,
I don't get as mad
as I used to.
With that being said,
I don't get as mad
as I used to.
I'm calming down.
I didn't get mad.
We was watching "SpongeBob."
Something happened
to Patrick.
Out of nowhere she got mad.
She's like, "sh*t!"
I said, "wait, what?
What did you say?"
She's like, "sh*t!
They got Patrick, dad.
You not watching?"
I said, "whoa.
All right."
Here's why I didn't
get an attitude.
I'm gonna tell you why
I didn't get an attitude.
I didn't give her
attitude because I remember
my first time cussing.
My first time cussing
was 'cause my mom smacked me
in front of company.
My first time cussing
was 'cause my mom smacked me
in front of company.
My friends
was over my house.
I'm downstairs.
We're playing,
we're having a good time.
My mom comes downstairs,
she said, "hey.
I told you to keep it down.
You don't run this house,
I do, okay?
With that being said,
that's it.
You're done.
Go to bed."
Smacked me.
Sent me up to my room.
Now you know
when you get smacked
when you're a kid
you get hyped
when you get by yourself.
( shrieking )
In front of my friends?
I was emotional.
I was an emotional-ass kid.
I was emotional.
I was an emotional-ass kid.
"I'm running away!
That's it!"
I packed a bag
and everything.
You know how many times
I packed a bag with a toy?
I packed a bag
with one toy.
"I'm out.
I'm sick of it.
Me and He-Man are out."
My mom gave me permission
to cuss one time.
One time she gave me
permission to cuss.
I'm in school,
I'm being bad.
My teacher got mad.
Said, "Kevin, come here."
Told me to come to
the front of the class.
Wrote a note,
stapled the note
to my chest.
Said, "make sure your mother
reads the note."
I get home,
my mom reads the note.
The note said, "maybe if
you showed your son
some more attention
at home, he wouldn't act
like a fool in school."
My mom read the note.
She said, "let me tell
you something.
You tell her
mind her damn business
before I come down there
and I beat her ass."
before I come down there
and I beat her ass."
I said, "okay. You want me
to say it like that?
Or do you want me
to take some stuff out?"
"What I say?
Tell her mind
her damn business
before I come down there
and I beat her ass."
I said, "no,
I heard what you said.
I just want to make sure
that you know that
you're telling me to say
the same thing."
"Kevin, if I tell you
again I'm gonna smack
the sh*t out of you."
"Okay. No, I got it.
Okay, I got it.
Okay, I got it.
No, I got it.
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