Kevin Bridges: The Story So Far - Live in Glasgow Page #4
- Year:
- 2010
- 120 min
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"Good night."
And he continues the charade,
and he says, "Oh, you're going to
bed, Son? Oh, that's fine. Good night."
And as that mutual father-and-son,
we both know what the plan is here.
Casually exit the living
room, nice and slow.
Don't even stop off in the
kitchen for a look in the fridge.
Eyes on the prize,
right up the stairs.
That's when you see what
he's watching, number 6.
TVs are synchronised,
but he's in control.
A few minutes go by and he's still
watching Match of the Day.
I'm thinking, "That's fine, he must
be giving it a couple of minutes.
"You don't want to
make it too obvious.
"Nice and smooth. He's done
this before. Nice and smooth."
Another few minutes go by, I'm thinking,
"Come on, stick to the plan, Andy.
"You're better
than this, come on."
Looking at the bottom right of the TV,
waiting for the numbers to get typed in.
The numbers that could make or
break the evening's entertainment.
Waiting for the numbers. "Go on, play
your numbers, give me your numbers."
Nine. That's good.
That's good.
He's played a nine. Could not have
hoped for a better start than a nine.
Zero-five, the 10-minute
freeview. Jackpot!
"You're a dirty bastard,
Dad, but I love you."
Yeah, that was back in the
day, back in the old days
when the late-night TV was good.
Remember Channel 5
You'd have programmes like
Eurotrash on Channel 4.
And that's what kept young
people off the streets.
That should put an end to
teenage antisocial behaviour...
put soft-core porn back on
terrestrial TV at the weekend.
Thank you, sir.
Remember you'd be there
watching Channel 5,
The Red Shoe Diaries,
or Indecent Proposals,
it gets to the good bit.
You're ripping the
head off it, right?
You get to the point of no
return and they go to adverts.
Quick, change that
to Eurotrash.
arse with a shopping trolley.
Oh, it's by no means ideal,
but it's better than nothing.
Remember finding a
porn mag in a hedge?
That's a dying game, innit?
Finding a porno in a bush.
Remember you'd be playing football,
the ball'd get kicked in the bushes.
Somebody would go in to retrieve the
ball, they would come out with no ball.
Proudly parading in a wank book.
Match abandoned.
Finding a porno in a hedge.
It's those kind of coming-of-age
moments that shape you as a person.
I don't know if I can reminisce
about much at 23 years old,
but I like to reminisce about
the '90s, the good old days.
Back when it was just a
PlayStation 2 and stuff like that.
Remember your first taste of independence,
when word had spread in your school
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