Kevin Bridges: The Story So Far - Live in Glasgow Page #3
- Year:
- 2010
- 120 min
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"You're smelling good, chico. "
"Is that Lynx Africa?"
Bomp-chica-wha-wha!
I'm 23, still live at home.
Don't know if any of the
young guys at the front,
- any of you still
live at home? Yeah!
Young guys at the front, a
guy up in block D said yes.
Twenty-three, you live at home, you don't
need to pay rent and stuff like that,
but you pay mental
rent, don't you?
I've always had a good
relationship with my parents.
Especially my dad.
You know, when you're
seven, eight, nine years old,
as a young guy, traditionally,
your dad is your hero, isn't he?
Your role model.
He knows everything.
You want to follow in the guy's
footsteps. You want to emulate the guy.
Then you get to about 12 years old,
you realise your dad's an arsehole.
It's a perfectly natural stage in adolescence,
discovering that your dad's a bit of a knob.
It's just what happens.
Normally happens
on Christmas Day.
And involves building something.
I'd be sitting there working patiently
away, using the instruction manual.
My dad would come in. See,
my dad is of the old school
where the use of an instruction manual is
viewed as an admission of homosexuality.
"That can get to f***."
"Where's the claw hammer?"
And once you've realised
your dad's an arsehole,
you can kind of use
it to your advantage.
I realised my dad was
an arsehole in 1998.
Right. In 1998 you
never had Sky Plus.
Or Sky HD. It was just Sky.
And you had, I'd
say three options.
You could get it via a
satellite dish, via a cable,
or you knew a guy that
could get you a box.
You know, one of them guys that can
get you a hold of anything for 40 quid?
He can get you a
Nissan Micra, 40 quid.
He can get you a set
of golf clubs, 40 quid.
An iPod nano, 40 quid.
Fifty quid in cash, 40 quid.
Everybody's met a dodgy
bastard, right? 40 quid.
The satellite dish, that was
like in a working-class option.
Satellite dish. You
want a satellite dish.
You want your neighbours
to know you've got Sky TV.
If you're paying L25 a month,
you want your neighbours knowing
that you're better than them.
Now, we had Sky through
a satellite dish, 1998.
You could be watching Sky TV...
I don't know if anybody
remembers old-school Sky.
in the living-room television,
but you could also go
upstairs to the bedroom TVs
and watch Sky, but only what
the person in the living room...
only what they were watching.
I don't know the intrinsic technical
explanation as to why that happened,
but it just did.
Saturday nights, me and my dad
watching Match of the Day.
And it gets to the
kind of shite games.
And I say, "Right, I think
I'm going to go to bed, Dad.
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