Kevin & Perry Go Large Page #4
- Very lovely.
- What's my chubby babe called?
- Gemma. Mine's Candice.
- Gemma's got a lovely personality.
- Candice is so interesting.
I think they love us, Kev.
DANCE MUSIC:
The evening begins.
Superstar DJs Kev P and Perr E hit the town.
Cor, yeah. Trannies! Ugh!
Wooh! Urgh!
- LOUD FOOTSTEPS
- What the bloody hell's that?
Germans!
Here, Kev, look.
Tonight Gemma is going to see what is down my trousers.
What is down my trousers? Would you like a look?
# What is the matter?
# Don't tell me that it doesn't hurt...#
- HE LAUGHS
- Gemma! Lick my lurve plank. Mmm!
Candice, suck my candy.
Oh, look - snoggers.
Eh?
Cor...
Urrgh!
SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS
Isn't this fun?
Now, what would you boys like?
- I am not hungry.
- Come on, Son.
You'll need energy if you want to go bopping.
HE GROANS:
- We'll order for everybody, shall we?
- Good idea.
Er, como el primo plato quisiera tapas. Una mezcla, por favour.
Y despues una gran paella por todo?
Una necesita se fuerte para hacer el amor, cara mia.
KEVIN RETCHES:
PERRY GROANS:
The table's a bit wobbly.
We need a wedge. Pass me that beer mat, sexy pants.
Oh, for God's sake!
Hasta banana, Mrs Patterson.
- What a couple of wankers!
- Yeah, we are, ain't we?
- No, my parents!
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
DANCE MUSIC:
- Cool!
- Rinsin'!
Large!
BOTH:
Eyeball Paul!Come on, Big Baz. Shift, you fat tart.
All right, Eyeball Paul!
It's the little wankers from the airport.
BOTH LAUGH:
- Are you here tonight?
- How's your mummy, Ginger Pubes?
HE LAUGHS She's a b*tch!
Don't stand there. Give him a hand.
- Thanks very much.
- Ginger Pubes!
And you, Sad Act.
Ladies.
Ladies.
Eyeball Paul?
- What do you want?
- We done some mixes of our own.
- What, you and Sad Act?
- Yeah.
I don't suppose we could play them for you some time? No? All right, then.
- So you're brother DJs?
- Yeah.
What tunes you got? What beats you into?
Well, erm...
House or garage?
House...
Er... Pumping house?
Balearic pumping or commercial pumping?
Balearic pumping.
- Sash or Chicane?
- Sash!
HE LAUGHS:
Boys, these blaggers are pants!
KEVIN LAUGHS:
Yeah, I'll hear your mix. My pad tomorrow.
- Be there.
- Oooh!
F*** off!
- Thanks, Eyeball Paul.
- Thank you.
- Oh, he's such a nice bloke.
- Brilliant. We're gonna be DJs!
DANCE MUSIC:
Sorry, girls.
No monsters.
Beautiful people can pass.
But monsters - no.
Do you understand?
Look. Your faces - Urrrgh! - offend my mirror.
Go on. Go on.
- Cos I didn't want to go, anyway.
- Yeah, me, neither.
Maybe tomorrow, I'm going to have a makeover with Boots beauty products.
Yeah, and me.
Them boys can get us in cos they're mates with Eyeball Paul, innit?
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