Kevin & Perry Go Large Page #2

# Dogman and the king of snake

# King of snake, king of snake

# 24 hours with the king of snake

# Snake, snake, snake

# Snake, snake, snake, snake

# Snake, snake, snake, snake... #

Oh, man...

Oh... Oh, my head...

SHE GROANS:

Oh, hi, baby.

MUSIC:
"I'm In The Mood For Love" by Jools Holland featuring Jamiroquai

# I'm in the mood for love

# Simply because you're near me

# Funny but when you're near me

# I'm in the mood for love

# Heaven is in your eyes

# Bright as the stars we're under

# Oh, is it any wonder

# I'm in the mood for love

# Why stop to think of whether

# This little dream might fade

# We'll put our hearts together

# Now we're one, I'm not afraid...

Kev!

Good morning, Perry.

PERRY CHUCKLES:

KEVIN CHUCKLES:

- Did you shag her?

- Yeah.

- You shagged Sharon?

- Only three times. PERRY WHISTLES

Cor.

- So you've done it with a girl, then?

- Yeah. I stuck it up her good.

That mean you don't want to go to Ibiza?

Now you don't need to go to Ibiza for a guaranteed shag.

I'll get a shag here, probably.

No, we can still go to Ibiza. I can always do more shagging.

Oh. Thanks, Kev. You're a mate. But how are we going to get the money?

It's all in the mind. We're DJs.

We can earn our money on the street.

# All I wanna do is do it

# Big girl, big girl

# All I wanna do is do it

# Big girl, big girl

# All I wanna do is do it

# Big girl, big girl, big girl

- # Big girl, big girl, big girl...

- Oi!

I want a word.

Oh... Hi, darling. How's it going?

- Did you say you shagged me?

- No...

Yeah, you bloody did. Stacey heard you.

N-No... I didn't.

I wouldn't shag you, you sad twat.

Say anything like that again and I'll smack ya! Virgin!

You said you shagged her three times.

Shut up! I'm getting outta here.

This place is full of losers.

ALL CHANT:
Virgins! Virgins!

Girls here don't appreciate our musical genius.

- What we going to do?

- I don't know.

It's all gone Pete Tong.

Registered letter for your father.

- Will you sign for it?

- Yeah, sure.

Cheers.

Thank you.

Perry! We're saved!

We get the money and go to Ibiza. Sorted.

It's your dad's credit card. It's stealing.

We'll go to prison and get buggered.

You will. You're small.

I'll be all right. KEVIN GASPS

Eurggh! Virgins!

I'm not staying here. We'll pay him back when we're top DJs.

- Are you in or out?

- In.

- Aaarrgh!

- Shut your noise!

You two! Move, now! Move!

Put your hands up! Keep your mouths shut!

- You! Sit down and put your hands up.

- THEY WHIMPER

You, fill that up.

ALARM BLARES:

Money, now. Come on!

On behalf of the bank, thank you. Enjoy that reward money.

BOTH:
Thank you.

If you want a job, give me a ring.

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