Keeping Up with the Joneses Page #4
-Here you go.
-There it is.
Wow, good job-- Buddy, buddy.
Yeah, buddy. Wow!
-That is a lot of blood.
-It's fine. It's okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's just gushing a bit.
-Just hold on to that.
-Yes.
Give me this.
-It's sprung a leak.
-Just...
-I feel a little bit light-headed.
-Close your hand around it.
-If I could just maybe--
-No!
You can't rattle me.
Witness... Witness my destiny.
Neighborhood champ,
five years in a row!
Hey! You wanna give it a try?
-Me?
-Yeah!
No,
-I'll only embarrass myself.
-"No" is not an answer.
Come on. It's so easy.
-It's a bad idea.
-Look,
I'll even show you
the famous Craverston grip, okay?
-All right.
-Put that in your hand.
Now hold it like a pencil.
Now cock your wrist.
-Right.
-Good, good. Elbow out.
And then you just kinda throw at it.
Like this?
This is good?
Well, you kinda throw like a girl.
But when a girl is as beautiful as you
she doesn't have to be good.
Do you mind if I skip
the Craverston grip?
Okay, good luck.
Oh, my God! Look at that!
Maybe I should show you
how to throw like a girl.
Suck on that, Craverston.
Shut up, Oren.
Where's your girlfriend?
Tim.
Hey, Karen.
I was just looking for the bathroom.
You were in Jeff's den.
Yeah. I must've made a wrong turn.
Lovely place you have here,
by the way. You have a great eye.
Thank you.
Was that your design work
I saw downstairs?
Jeff had mentioned something
about urinals.
Yes. Well,
the customer's always right.
But, yeah, they are my drawings.
Customer's always right.
Except when they're not.
-The bathroom's that way, Tim.
-No, thank you, I'm fine.
That was one of
the best Junetoberfests
we have ever, ever had.
Have you ever seen a couple
move into a neighborhood
so nicely as the Joneses?
You don't you think there's
something off about them?
I mean, they're so overly
accomplished, and stylish
and affectionate with one another.
Why would they wanna live here?
Karen, they told you,
You know that he was
in your den today?
Yeah, so?
So, he can navigate
the bazaars of Marrakesh,
but he gets "lost upstairs"
looking for a bathroom?
Karen, let me tell you something
When people have to poop,
they get embarrassed.
As do I, sometimes.
Really? You think he had to poop?
Probably, yes.
You know, if the Joneses seem a little
bit more affectionate than we do,
it's because they haven't had to mute
their passions the way we have
'cause the kids have been around.
But now, it's our time.
It's our summer. Watch my hand there.
And I think it's time
to get busy sexually.
No. It tickles, honey. Honey!
-Honey, I know we said every second...
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