Katt Williams Live Page #6

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Now, this nigga

is a professional weed smoker.

There is not an amateur bone

in this nigga's body.

I was not prepared.

We was doing The Tracy Morgan Show.

He did an episode.

The nigga said, "Katt,

"when we take a break,

we gonna hit some weed. "

Now I took out of that conversation,

two words,

"Hit". "Some weed".

Now, I can do that.

I know the rules and regulations.

- I know I get the blunt, puff, puff...

- AUDIENCE:
Pass.

I see you are aware

of the regulations as well.

So I'm feeling like everything

is gonna be okay.

I'm gonna smoke enough weed

to be sociable,

go back to my room and learn my lines.

Now, I need to explain to you that it's,

in this room, only me,

Snoop and his two partners.

We are in a circle.

I watch him roll one and light it

and put it in rotation.

And it starts to go in rotation.

After about four and three-quarter minutes,

I start noticing

that I am higher than I have ever been

my entire life.

I mean, I am high, high.

Like I'm up on the world,

looking down at the planets and stars.

Just satellites and my mama house

where I grew up in Avondale.

Just all of it. I can see it.

And I'm thinking,

"How in the hell could I be this high

"off one blunt?"

I look up and notice

these niggas have lit six blunts,

and they are all in rotation at the same time.

We look like an Olympic track meet

in that b*tch.

It's bullshit.

That's why you just gotta live your life.

'Cause other people's life,

it may look better than yours,

but that does not mean that's the way it is.

I live in LA now. I'm finding out

that most of that sh*t that I thought was real

was bullshit.

I met DMX two months ago.

This nigga is the same size as me.

I don't know why I thought

that nigga was 6'12" or something.

That nigga is two inches taller than me,

and he talk like that for real.

We in a restaurant, he, "Hey, yo, b*tch.

"Let me get some water and some lemon. "

"Now, nigga, why are you hollering?

We in a restaurant.

"Don't nobody holler like that

in no restaurant. "

You know, that nigga wasn't sh*t in school.

He couldn't cheat at all.

"Hey, yo, b*tch.

What's the answer to number seven?"

"Nigga, you need to be in a special class.

What the... "

I'm out there in LA.

I've been making friends

with basketball players.

Just niggas I've been watching

for a long time.

People like Ruben Patterson

from the Portland Trail Blazers

and Shaquille O'Neal.

Just big six-foot, eight-foot niggas.

I found out I can't even really be friends

with these niggas in public

'cause they too f***ing tall.

I'm trying to congratulate you on the game.

You got your dick

all around my forehead region.

This is bullshit.

"Nigga, good game, good game. "

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