Katt Williams Live Page #4

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That is some beautiful sh*t.

I mean it. Thank you so much.

You are never going to see

this many white people and 17 niggas.

If you see us, we are lost

in a motherf***er, just sitting there.

"Nigga, I thought you said

this was Ludacris. "

"This ain't no motherfucking Ludacris. "

Got to get you a white friend.

I don't give a f*** what you say,

white people are friendly.

You can call them motherfuckers up

at 3:
00 a. m. with a wrong number,

and they won't even be mad at you.

They just...

"Hello?

"No, I'm sorry, no Shaquita here.

"Well, what number did you dial?

"No, it's a nine, not a seven.

"Well, try it. If it doesn't work, call me back.

"We'll figure this thing out. "

Gotta love white people.

If you see white people

waiting on the bus stop,

they're not mad. They're not angry.

They do...

Bus is three hours late, they just...

"I hope the bus driver's okay. "

If you see a nigga sitting on the bus stop,

we are madder than a motherf***er.

It ain't got sh*t to do with the bus.

We just sitting there. Just...

Getting mad at niggas that's driving. Just...

I'm telling you, life,

it's too short.

All thug niggas be ready to die,

but not when you get shot.

Every nigga that ever been shot

has a puzzled look on his face.

Just every time, "Nigga, I'm ready to die.

N*gger, right now. I don't give a f***... "

"Nigga, get my weed. Get my weed.

Don't let them... Don't let them bury me. "

I'm just saying the whole world is crazy.

You gonna have to make

your own decisions in life,

'cause the world is crazy.

They tell us sh*t that makes no sense at all.

You got to remember,

this is your one shot at life.

Make your own rules. They don't want you

to smoke weed, and you shouldn't.

Some niggas almost walked out on that one.

They said...

"Now what that nigga talking about?

Did you... "

They want us to believe sh*t

that don't make no sense.

They don't want us

to smoke weed 'cause it's a drug.

No, it's not.

It's just a plant.

It just grow like that.

And if you should so happen to set it on fire,

there are some effects.

But that's not the same as drugs.

Drugs, you gotta do sh*t to it chemically.

You got to add baking soda, water, stir it up.

I don't know the recipe. I'm just saying.

It's some sh*t you got to do to it.

They don't want us to smoke weed.

I know some of you all don't smoke weed

'cause you got a good job.

And, by all means,

make your paper, boo boo.

But if you ain't got no job

and you not smoking weed,

I don't know what the f***

you are doing with your life. I really don't.

There is a chemical in weed

that's called "f*** it".

And if you can just get that in your system,

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