Kaalakaandi Page #3

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been drinking?

Since I got here.

- When did you get here?

Since I got here.

- When did you get here?

The day before.

That guy can drink.

Are you dancing tonight?

- What?

Dance?

Competition?

No.

What competition?

They'll dance. We'll dance.

We'll see who wins.

Why?

- Just like that. Cheap thrills.

Is this a wedding or a dance show?

Who's the judge? Madhuri?

Come on! How many times is

Angad going to get married?

If he has any sense, zero.

Give me a drag.

- Really?

Horrible.

What else have you got?

- What do you mean?

I mean, the stuff?

Are you okay?

- Tip-top.

What do you want?

Who's the pothead, you or I?

- I have a micro-dot, I think.

Who's the pothead, you or I?

- I have a micro-dot, I think.

LSD?

- Okay.

Okay, what?

- Okay, I'll take it.

Drop it.

- Why?

You don't take acid.

You drop it, bro.

Don't say that again.

You'll ruin the family name.

Give me your hand.

Red star.

Good stuff. Very good stuff.

Hey!

Where were you?

Nothing's happening.

Mr. Ashok's calling you.

- F***!

Go for it.

You're back? Where were you?

You're back? Where were you?

At the doctor's.

- Oh, yes. What did he say?

He said, it's not an..

Where are you going, Ramesh?

There, in the kitchen. The kitchen.

It needs to go to Mrs. Chopra.

Okay. Listen,

the photographer is done here.

Will you take her to Neha's place?

- When? - Now.

My son will drop you, okay?

- Hey!

Our after-party has already begun!

- Hi.

Can you take Angad with you?

He needs a haircut.

Hi.

- Hi.

Let's go.

- Can you see something here?

Toast? - No, here,

in the centre, where it's burnt.

Can you see anything?

- Burnt toast.

I told you! He says he can see

a Chinese word in it.

Hello, it's not Chinese, okay?

It's Japanese!

It says 'go' in Japanese.

You know, this toast

is telling me something.

This toast? - Yes.

- It's telling you something?

Yes, it's asking me

to do something.

Hang on.

Hang on.

Hang on a minute, let me see.

Oh, yes, what's this written here?

'Get-a-haircut-you-damn-fool.'

Let's go!

You're wearing this tonight?

- Yes, why?

No, nothing.

Mr. Bappi called.

He wants it back when you're done.

- Bro..

This is all custom

embroidery, okay?

There's only one

in the whole world.

And in the whole world, you're

the only damn fool to buy it.

Ma'am, please move.

There she is.

Hi!

Sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

Hey!

- You're drunk.

What're you doing with my mother?

Where's your girlfriend?

You know how she is!

- What? - And? - And what?

And..

Happy birthday! - Like she's

doing me a favour, b*tch.

The Americans won't know

what hit them.

You're going to ruin it

for the rest of us.

They won't give anyone a visa.

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