K-9 Page #4

I watched you work for years.

You don't have to be a Harvard graduate.

- They're just dogs.

- Right.

- Where the hell is this dog? Mexico?

- They wouldn't take him.

- What's wrong with him?

- Nothing.

- Come on, Brannigan.

- He's got a few personality quirks.

- You should relate to that.

- Wait a minute.

- He's not a retard, is he?

- This dog's seen more action

than me and you put together.

In fact, he's a little stressed out.

- What do you mean by that?

- Just that he's peculiar from time to time.

Peculiar?

- How come he's back here?

- He's not reaI sociable.

- Put this on.

- What's with the stuff?

- It ain't a fashion statement.

- Hey, I don't need this stuff.

It's procedure.

Everybody wears it. Put it on.

You know, this is a waste of time.

Just let the dog sniff me, I'll give him

some yummies, and we're outta here.

Put it on. Tell me,

do you know anything about animals?

- What's there to know?

- Did you have a pet?

- Yeah, plenty of pets.

- What kind?

- Plenty.

- Like what?

- You know. Pets.

- Like what?

- Fish. I had fish.

- Aw, come on. Fish? Come on. Let's go.

It's a pet. It's a companion.

- The most loyaI animaI I ever knew.

- Hey. You ready?

- siamese fighting fish.

- All right. Let's go.

- I feeI like the Michelin Man.

- I don't know. It's kinda... you.

Get over here.

- "Jerry Lee"?

- The killer.

Wait a minute. What is this?

You think I'm gonna fence the dog?

Tell me, Brannigan. How come,

if everyone has to wear one of these suits,

you're not wearing one?

Cos I ain't goin' in there.

- Where the hell is he?

- He's in there.

- I'm gettin' a full-sized dog, aren't I?

- Oh, yeah.

Jerry Lee, you got company.

Up and at 'em.

Jerry Lee, you got a visitor. Come on.

Up and at 'em, Jerry Lee. Come on.

Are you sure this dog

can track down drugs?

- Yeah.

- I don't know, Brannigan.

- Looks like he's on 'em.

- Just give him a command.

- He'll jump to it.

- Ah, come on.

sure.

Hey, pup. Kill!

- "Here, boy" might have worked better.

- I'm hip!

- He's always cranky when he wakes up.

- I know!

- What do we do now?

- Breakfast.

Yeah, breakfast. Great idea.

Yeah, there he is. Best nose on the force.

He could stick that snout in the wind now

and lead you to a stash in Tijuana.

- I gotta be upfront. I got a bad feelin'.

- Hey, tough sh*t. That's all I got.

No, you got a lot of dogs.

I want one of those.

Do things outside the rules,

you take what you can get.

- Now, take reaI good care of him.

- Don't worry about your dog.

- It ain't him I'm worried about.

- Is he eatin' chilli?

- What kinda animaI eats chilli?

- Hey, different strokes!

- Do I have to wear this suit all day?

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