Synopsis: The extravagant cop Michael Dooley needs some help to fight a drug dealer who has tried to kill him. A "friend" gives him a dog named Jerry Lee, who has been trained to smell drugs. With his help, Dooley sets out to put his enemy behind the bars, but Jerry Lee has a personality of his own and works only when he wants to. On the other hand, the dog is quite good at destroying Dooley's car, house and sex-life...
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Rod Daniel
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
Rotten Tomatoes:
101 min

Great. You think that's funny, chiphead?

You know, I could pull your battery

and kill you. so don't get cocky.

- 2707 to ControI.

- Control, 2707.

Message check. I'm waitin'

for a friendly named Freddie.

He's a no-show.

Is there any call-ins from him?

Control, 2707. No messages.

All right, ten-four. I have a request

to open a phone channeI.

Patch me through to 5553312, please.

Calling your girlfriend to say you'll be late

is nonessential communication.

You should know that

by now, 2707. Clear.

Clear. Ten-four.

Thanks for nothing, ControI.

Ah, this is great

Agh! Goddamn it.

Lovers' lane.

Hi! Police.

This is an emergency.

I have to use your phone.

sorry about the upholstery. Just pretend

I'm not here, OK? I'll be a second.

$100 bottle of champagne!

she's worth it.

Aw, damn, the machine's on, you know?

You have one? I hate them.

You got a Kleenex? Ah, forget it.

That's all right. This'll come off.

Ah. Hi, Tracy. Yeah, it's Dooley.

I'm just calling to let you know

I'm gonna be a little late.

What's that?

I gotta go, honey.

Well, it's not the Eyewitness News team.

I think someone's mad at me.

Definitely, someone is mad at me.

- Whoo!

- Hey, Dooley!

Got a ride home tonight?

- Byers, I need a car.

- Can I ask you something?

- Later. Please, I need a car. Mine blew up.

- Just one question. One question.

How many cops use their day off

tryin' to get their asses shot off?

- I was set up!

- How many?

Look, I got him, OK?

I'm this close, Rog. I got Lyman.

- Give me a number. I'll write it down.

- 50 million.

Lyman's moving 50 million.

This is the big one, Rog, and I got him.

Mike, you don't have dick on Lyman.

What you've got

is a wet suit,

a bad attitude and a blown-up car.

Right. That's what I told you. I need a car.

You want a car, take a partner.

It's a two-for-one deaI.

- No, I'm not takin' a partner.

- Take Davis.

- Davis hates me.

- OK, uh... spencer. How about spencer?

- I hate spencer.

- You know the roster. Pick somebody.

- Lydecker. He's a good man.

- Lydecker's dead.

That's why I like him.

Doesn't slow me down.

Rog. 50 million. 50 million and Lyman.

know that there's a shipment comin' in?

High-tuned cop sense.

You remember that, Rog.

That's what you used to have, remember?

Before you became

a paper-pushin' pansy.

Paper-pushin' pansy. I like it.

Can you say it five times reaI quick?

- Paper-pushin' pansy...

- You're pathetic.

You're jealous because

I made lieutenant first.

You're right. You're right.

I'm green with envy because

I'd love to spend my days here with my

lips locked to the commissioner's butt!

- screw you, Dooley!

- Right now, Roger. Come on!

- Don't push me!

- Take your best shot!

You did. You hit me.

I don't believe you hit me.

- Do I get the car?

- You'll take a partner?

- No.

- No car.

OK. Fine.

I don't need your help.

I'll take Lyman alone.





Trace, I know you're mad.

You have every right to be.

I know tonight

was supposed to be speciaI.

I mean, the wine, the garlic chicken,

which is my favourite,

scalloped potatoes, the peas...

The peas. Even though I hate peas.

They're good for me

and that shows me that you care, honey.

I know I'm three hours late.

I am. And, uh...

- Well, what can I say?

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- This is Chad, Mike.

- Chad?

- Yes, Chad.

- A friend from work. Works for Pan Am.

- Uh-huh.

One of those, uh,

baggage-handler kinda guys?

No, more like

one of those pilot kinda guys.

Honey, you're a book editor.

How did you meet smilin' Jack here?

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Steven Siegel

Steven Siegel (born 1953) is an American sculptor. He is noted for his environmental artwork, particularly using recycled materials such as newspapers, aluminum cans, and plastic bottles. He was born in [White Plains], New York. After graduating from Hampshire College (1976) in Amherst, Massachusetts, he received a Masters of Fine Arts from Pratt Institute (1978). Steven Siegel's early interest in geology was stimulated after reading Basin and Range by John McPhee. The question of deep time was something he needed to explore. Sponsored by the New York Foundation for the Arts, in 1983 he visited the same places where Dr. James Hutton, a medical doctor turned geologist, made his discoveries in Scotland. The geologic processes that were at work in the present were the same processes at work in the distant past. The rock formations in Scotland were the result of these processes at work over millions of years. The experience had resonated with him and is reflected in his artwork. more…

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