Just One of the Guys Page #3

I bet if a guy turned in the same article

it would be at the Sun-Tribune now.

Yeah, no kidding.

Hey, does Miss April

look straight?

What are the odds of this being

a homeless nymphomaniac?

- Is your sister home?

- Yeah.

Hey, Terry, you got company.

Terry?

Why am I brain damaged?

I just fooled my own brother.

Hey, I wasn't paying attention.

Now I am. Hello, Terry.

I think I can pull this off.

This morning I knew her.

I talked to her, she screamed at me...

...everything was great.

Now she's wearing my clothes.

- Who do you think you are, Tootsie?

- No.

Okay, Yentl,

what do you wanna be, a rabbi?

Just tell me what's wrong.

Really?

Okay, well...

Look how you're standing.

I mean, drop your hands.

Okay, now stick your hip in.

All right,

now move your feet apart.

Okay.

Guys take up space.

All right,

now you gotta look tougher.

Very crucial,

something every guy does...

...let me see you

scratch your balls.

Hey, come on, try it.

Wait a minute.

Watch the master.

Now first, there's your basic shift.

But that's not always enough.

Sometimes you've got to get inside,

dig a little, let some air in...

...move things around.

Yeah, well, maybe

my balls don't itch.

All balls itch, it's a fact.

Well, maybe this would help.

Not bad.

Sh*t, maybe I should try that.

Okay, let's see you walk.

Hold it!

Look, you got balls now, use them.

Say, baby, what's happening?

I'm a lean, mean sex machine,

and that be the way it is.

Say, baby, what's happening?

I'm a lean, mean sex machine...

...and that be the way it is.

I think you'll pass

as long as you don't move.

I'm gonna do it.

I'm going to take that article to

Sturgis-Wilder and submit it as a guy.

It makes perfect sense.

Got a problem, you get in drag.

You don't think I can do it,

do you?

No way.

But I'd love to see you try.

Hey, how you doing?

We'll talk more later.

There you go.

Keep lifting those weights.

Once you're into power-blitzing,

doing super-sets is like jerking off.

The key is to work out

every possible minute.

Like, say you don't have any weights.

You use freshmen.

I'm serious.

Excuse me!

This'll just take a minute.

Okay, get a good grip...

...bend your knees and lift.

One, two. One, two.

Hey, no pain, no gain.

This is great for the deltoids.

- Thanks, kid.

- Happy to help.

Who invited you?

I'm new here.

Just what we need, another p*ssy.

Strong as an ox,

and almost as smart.

Another good exercise for upper body

strength, the p*ssy toss for distance.

Hey, get off me!

Get off me right... Get off!

Watch the prickers.

Damn.

Great bunch of guys.

I see you met Greg Tolan.

He kind of runs the school.

I'm Rick Morehouse.

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