Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer Page #6

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Show her the proof.

Do you think she can handle...

...the cave?

The what?

Bigfoot lives.

Bigfoot lives.

- (THUD)

- Ow!

(LOUD CLICK AND ELECTRICAL

WHIRRING)

MAN:
Welcome to the headquarters

of the Bigfoot Believers Association.

Wow.

- You finished it! It's great.

- Thanks.

What is this, a clubhouse for bats?

Observe.

(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS)

ZEKE:
Yeti from the Himalayas.

Sasquatch...

- Sasquatch!

- ... man-beast of the great Northwest.

Momo along the mighty Mississippi.

In the outback of Australia, he's Bunyip.

Call him what you will,

one fact is clear:

(ECHOING) Bigfoot lives.

Is this cool or what?

In 1978, Appleston Morris

captured definitive proof

that the subgenus Gigantopithecus

thrives in the modern era.

ZEKE:
That's his face.

Check that out.

Bigfoot, no longerjust for scientists.

MAN:
This is why they call it the Bigfoot.

You see what I'm saying?

This is like size 44 for a man.

Now see it?

And I got that photograph right there.

Right there?

Y'all see it right there?

We've been meeting here for a year,

ever since this guy up north spotted

Bigfoot, and caught it on camera.

Since then, we've been tracking down

Bigfoot's every move.

He is definitely headed our way.

And now for the proof.

- I keep it in cold storage.

- (WIND HOWLING)

Cold storage?

Hey, do you know a Mr. Todd?

Nope. Never heard of him.

And now,

prepare to have your mind blown.

A rare certified photo of Bigfoot.

- Look, but don't touch.

- JUDY:
Seriously?

- That's a guy in a sweater.

- STINK:
You're nuts.

- That is Bigfoot!

- Agreed.

If you need more proof,

come to one of our meetings.

Tuesdays at six.

Can't. I'm busy on Tuesdays.

From now until always.

Come on, Stink.

It's pizza time.

(SIGHING) She'll be back.

She'll be back.

MOM:
Well, I didn't know what

the backyard was missing until I saw it.

- DAD:
It's Morocco in Virginia.

- She really doesn't travel light.

- Mm-mm. Right.

- But she travels with lights.

OPAL:
I hope you guys

saved room for my dessert!

MOM:
Oh, wow.

Redecorated the patio and dessert.

Opal, you spoil us!

Hey, Stink.

Oh, honey, don't read at the table.

It's rude.

I know, but look at this.

Page 87. Bigfoot's bed.

See, he stomps down on all the grass.

Tah-dah! Tangerine fondue!

- Do you remember this?

- Uh-huh. You know...

(CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY) Yeah.

We're gonna...

We're gonna finish packing, so...

- Yeah.

- But thank you.

Enjoy, though, guys.

Hot dogs for dessert?

Yeah. I used to make this

for your dad when we were kids.

Are those Froot Loops?

OPAL:
Yeah. Dig in! Mmm.

- That doesn't count.

- But it's so oogley boogley!

This is nothing. When I was in Bali,

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