Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer Page #5

---

DAD:
Judy? Come down

and say hi to your aunt!

I can't! Not until September!

I bet she has warts, Mouse.

And evil, oogley boogley eyes.

- And makes us eat fish guts for breakfast.

- (MEOWS)

Dad says come now

or you're in big trouble.

Can't you read the sign?

Where it says I'm spending

the summer in my room?

Really? What about food?

(MEOWING)

I have a basket.

You can put food inside

and I'll lift it up.

What about TV?

Check it out.

It's gonna be a periscope.

- I'll be able to see the whole living room.

- Cool.

What about going to the bathroom?

Stink, I'm a...

- (ALARM BEEPING)

- (MOM SCREAMING)

- JUDY:
What's that?

- MOM:
Dinner's on fire!

Don't worry!

I can put it out! Lobster!

(STINK SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)

I can save us!

I'll get water!

OK, hurry, hurry, hurry!

- (ALARM BEEPING)

- I have water! I have water!

I can put it out! Don't worry!

- DAD:
Careful! Hot! Hot! Hot!

- MOM:
Take it to the sink!

DAD:
OK, watch it! Sink!

- Judy, you don't need to do that anymore!

- Hey!

JUDY:
Don't worry, I can put it out!

MOM:
It's OK, Judy.

(LAUGHING)

Bull's-eye!

Wow, it's the famous Judy Moody!

(GROWLS AND CHUCKLES)

You are so cute!

Opal, you've only been here five minutes,

and already the house is on fire.

DAD:
Unbelievable.

OPAL:
Wow, you got so much bigger.

Do you remember this?

Kinda.

Wow. You've got more bracelets

than my math tutor,

and she's in college.

Here, you wanna have this one?

- It's made out of yak hair.

- Really?

I got it off a monkey for 500 rupees.

Wow. Cool!

Wow, thanks! Rare!

OK, but here's your real presents.

Stinker?

Awesome!

"So You Want to Catch Bigfoot?"

Look, look, look, look! Awesome!

Thank you, Aunt Opal!

Thank you! Thank you!

Yeah! Man, oh, man, oh, man!

Ye-ye-yeah!

I got a Bigfoot!

Yeah! Book.

Nice dance. OK.

And this is your present.

(GASPS) A mood ring?

How did you know?

I think you're a big hit, Ope.

(MOUTHS SILENTLY)

- You like it?

- I love it!

- Thank you!

- MOM:
(CLEARS THROAT) Guys,

I'm so sorry to interrupt,

but what do you wanna do about dinner?

(GASPS)

JUDY AND STINK:
Pizza!

A large Hawaiian Surprise

and a pepperoni with tuna fish.

Wanna go to Fur and Fangs while we wait?

Sure.

Yay, 'cause I wanna show Zeke my book

and prove to you that Bigfoot exists.

Right.

- (HISSING)

- (ANIMAL SOUNDS)

(CHITTERS)

(QUIETLY SQUAWKS)

- PARROT:
Thank you.

- (DOOR OPENS)

Hey, Zeke! Check this out!

Hey, little dude.

Whoa.

Sweet.

- It's a first edition.

- (GASPS)

ZEKE:
Who's the girl?

Are you a Bigfooter?

That's my sister Judy,

who doesn't believe in Bigfoot.

Seriously?

Mega-total super seriously.

(CRACKING)

Uh-oh.

Show her, Zeke.

Rate this script:4.0 / 1 vote