Judgment Night Page #2

"Thank you, but under

very careful consideration...

"I would have to say,

it's not big enough.

"I need a driver's side

air bag in the bathroom.

[Laughing]

And I'll see ya."

Naaah!

Ray Cochran,

the man, the myth.

[Laughing Continues]

Yes, indeed. We're running late.

Where's Eddie?

Eddie canceled at the last minute,

so I invited someone else.

- Who'd you invite?

- [Tires Screeching]

- Hey, no!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Hey, hey, hey!

[Ray]

Who's the crash test dummy?

[Tires Screeching]

[Frank]

Hmph!

That's your little brother.

[Laughing]

Ray, don't start. Linda's

been bustin' my balls

since I got home, okay?

Ray, give him

a break, man.

John's a good guy, bro.

He's a g...

He's a pain in the ass!

Every time you guys

get together, man,

it's like a slugfest.

[Frank]

That's not true.

[Ray]

It's not true.

- So he doesn't piss you off

every time you get together.

- He's my brother, I invited him.

[Man]

Hey, Razorman!

That's cool.

It's nice.

What the hell is this thing?

Just get in.

Looks like

Barbie's Playhouse.

[Ray] You should know,: You're

the one who plays with dolls!

Mike, where you been, buddy?

Jesus, look at this thing.

Yo, bro.

My big brother

actually invites me

to go somewhere, huh?

- You sick or somethin', Frank?

- You're late, as usual.

What do ya say,

fight fans?

Crack open some libations,

let's get on the road.

- Beers are in the fridge, John.

- Ooh! Beer!

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[Ray] Okay, all aboard!

[Frank]

Ray, that's a conductor,

not a bus driver.

Sit down and shut up!

Now that's

a bus driver!

Let me see

your transfer, miss.

[Mike]

When has any of you

been on a bus?

Let me tell you,

I've seen a few...

[All Laughing]

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[Ray] Yeah, all right!

I got 600 on Davis. Yeah.

[Mike] What? You idiot!

Davis rhymes with "save us!"

[Laughing]

[Frank Laughing]

You should've given

the money to us!

[Frank]

We're gonna miss the prelim.

[Ray]

The Razorman will not

be letting you down.

I don't intend to miss

one single, solitary punch.

[Ray]

Where did this kid

come from?

Your boy's about to get beat!

What's he doing?

He needs to bob and weave!

Look at that!

Thank God this thing has

a satellite dish, right?

[John] Oh, sh*t!

Much better than sitting

ringside, Ray, much better!

Another day in front

of the boob tube!

[Ray]

We're gonna be so close,

we may get blood on us.

[Frank] Coming out

of our noses, the seats'll

be so high in the rafters!

[Mike Laughing]

[Ray]

Gimme a break!

[John]

Oh, sh*t! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[TV Announcer, Indistinct]

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