Judgment Night
- R
- Year:
- 1993
- 110 min
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[Fingers Snapping]
# Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh #
# Travellin' at the speed #
# Of love #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
#Hey, yo, kids #
What's up?
#Remember when I used
to be dope #
Yeah!
#I owned a pocketful of fame #
Well, look what
you're doin' now!
#Now I know
Well, I know #
#I lost touch with reality
Now my personality is
an unwanted commodity #
Believe it!
# Can't believe I used to be
Mr. Steve Austin on the mike #
Six million ways
you used to run it!
#I guess Oscar Goldman got mad #
# 'Cause I got loose circuits #
So loose, so loose.
#I be the Mother Goose with
the eggs that seem to be #
#Fallin', fallin', fallin #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
#Hey, yo, pack my bags
'cause I'm outta here #
#Mama don't love me
and my mama don't care #
#Read the papers
The headlines say #
# Washed-up rapper got a song #
[Imitating Chicken Clucking]
#Lingo's busted
while the guitar sways #
#B side copy for the radio
plays for somethin'#
#I knew I blew
the whole fandango #
# When the drum programmer
wore a tango #
#Never could be liked
Great fish won't bite #
# They realize
that I'm over like clover #
#No good luck and so Mace
beat the f... - in beat #
Hey!
# While the teenage
fan the heat #
#I bring it to the clues
Paid all my dues #
#So what's gone dead
Let me use my forehead #
#Easy, pack it up, man
Let me stop stallin'#
# 'Cause everything I do is like fallin'#
#Fallin', fallin'#
# You played yourself #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
[Woman]
Hey, Pooh Bear.
# You played yourself #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
# You played yourself #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
# You played yourself #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
Ahh!
A-boo! A-boo!
[Baby Squealing]
# You played yourself #
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo ##
Hey. Hey, you.
Hey, why don't you call Peggy?
She can come over
That, uh, that show that
you like is on tonight, isn't it? Um...
Hey! Hey, cutie.
What's the name of it?
Um...
Aw, come on, Linda.
You're making me feel
very guilty here.
Look, it's just gonna be
for a couple of hours.
I deserve this. I haven't
been out of the house
for over three months.
Three months.
Gee, that's probably exactly
how long it's been...
since I've been out.
[Dog Barking]
Looks like Mike almost
has his date for tonight.
'Cause I'm so studly.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Linda. [Chuckling]
Nobody is taking dates.
It's a bunch of guys going
to a boxing match. That's it.
What?
Wh... Why are you lookin'
at me like that?
'Cause I know your friends.
They have the hormones
of high school kids.
Don't start accusin' me
of runnin' around.
You're the only one
who has a family.
It's time you start hangin' out with
grown-ups.
My friends are grown-ups.
Oh. Sorry.
[Man On P.A. System]
If you look out of the starboard side...
- What the hell is that?
- The aging but potentially dangerous...
Mr. Frank Wyatt!
Not since the turn of the century
has he come and vacationed with us.
Let's dust him off and give him
a big round of applause.
Oh!
- Here's one of your grown-up friends now.
- I gotta go.
Go. Go and have some fun.
[Man On P.A. System
Continues, Indistinct]
Maybe you'll stop walkin' around
with that look on your face.
... schmoozing it up with one
of the great-great-grandchildren...
of the original Chippendale's
dancing squad!
Say good-bye.
I have no regrets, okay?
Whatever you say.
## [Horn]
Bye, gorgeous.
Daddy's gotta go.
[Baby Gurgling]
I love you.
[Man On P.A. System]
Uh, excuse me.
I love you too.
We've got some family values
exhibitions here.
I'll be home early, okay?
That's actually his baby.
Yeah, Linda.
Say, around, uh, 8:00 a.m.
- Let's dust off the toddler
and take him with us.
- Oh.
Thanks. I'm on the couch
tonight for sure.
That's simple, Frank;
she hates me.
She does not hate you.
I've been married
to that woman for two years.
Ah, remember your birthday?
## [Humming]
[Laughing]
She hates you.
[Laughing]
Hey!
Hey!
- Let me get rid of these bums,
I'll be back to get on you.
- Promise?
Check it out inside, man.
It's bigger than your house.
Whoo!
Prepare to have your
pleasure glands carpet-bombed.
Watch out for the floors,
'cause they're marble.
Ohh.
You guys.
Wow.
Whoo!
Cool system, man.
Thanks.
## [Stereo Blaring]
Don't, uh, touch anything, okay?
## [Volume Lowers]
That's not right for you.
And don't put your dirty dogs
on my clean upholstery either.
Ray, where the hell
did you get this thing?
I promoted it.
You what?
I conned the dealer into letting me
take it out for the evening.
Well, how did you do that?
Well, I was driving
past the dealership...
evening, so I go inside and say...
"This baby is perfect for
entertaining clients and I
was thinking about using it...
to buy a few
for my sales force,"
at which time he got
on his hands and knees,
begging me to take it out.
Wait, wait.
Your "sales force," Ray?
Mm-hmm.
I may have some.
And I will.
[Laughing]
Tomorrow I'll return it and say,
"Thank you, but under
very careful consideration...
"I would have to say,
it's not big enough.
"I need a driver's side
air bag in the bathroom.
[Laughing]
And I'll see ya."
Naaah!
Ray Cochran,
the man, the myth.
[Laughing Continues]
Yes, indeed. We're running late.
Where's Eddie?
Eddie canceled at the last minute,
- Who'd you invite?
- [Tires Screeching]
- Hey, no!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Hey, hey, hey!
[Ray]
Who's the crash test dummy?
[Tires Screeching]
[Frank]
Hmph!
That's your little brother.
[Laughing]
Ray, don't start. Linda's
been bustin' my balls
since I got home, okay?
Ray, give him
a break, man.
John's a good guy, bro.
He's a g...
He's a pain in the ass!
Every time you guys
get together, man,
it's like a slugfest.
[Frank]
That's not true.
[Ray]
It's not true.
- So he doesn't piss you off
every time you get together.
- He's my brother, I invited him.
[Man]
Hey, Razorman!
That's cool.
It's nice.
What the hell is this thing?
Just get in.
Looks like
Barbie's Playhouse.
[Ray] You should know,: You're
the one who plays with dolls!
Mike, where you been, buddy?
Jesus, look at this thing.
Yo, bro.
My big brother
actually invites me
to go somewhere, huh?
- You sick or somethin', Frank?
- You're late, as usual.
What do ya say,
fight fans?
Crack open some libations,
let's get on the road.
- Beers are in the fridge, John.
- Ooh! Beer!
#Doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo-doo #
[Ray] Okay, all aboard!
[Frank]
Ray, that's a conductor,
not a bus driver.
Sit down and shut up!
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