John Pinette: Still Hungry Page #3
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2011
- 79 min
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Turn it over.
[Laughter]
Wait five minutes.
Then punch it with your fist.
Here's your panini.
[Cheers and applause]
'Cause the paninis,
they're so squished
you don't know what's in them.
in there!
[Laughter]
I bit into a panini,
and I tasted arugula.
[Gags]
[Laughter]
Where did arugula come from?
We had no arugula
when I was growing up.
"John, I want you
to go out in the garden
and pick some arugula."
"I'll be right back, Mom."
[Laughter]
Tomatoes, cucumbers, arugula?
No!
That's a pretentious,
horrifying vegetable
people serve just so
they'll look fancy and elegant.
It's The Emperofs New Clothes
of vegetables.
People don't want to speak up.
Spit it out at the table!
"What are you serving me?"
[Laughter]
"It's arugula.
It works with the rest of the salad."
"Yes, it does.
The bitter with the dirt taste...
[Laughter]
...makes me grateful
for the rest of the salad
that I would ordinarily hate."
[Laughter]
[Applause]
I had a panini
Ugh.
[Laughter]
I know eggplant.
I think you know I know eggplant.
[Laughter]
There's two ways to make it.
Parmesan...
...that a member of the family
taught you how to make...
[Laughter]
[Gruff voice]
...or leave it alone.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Normal voice] I confront
people at the supermarket.
"I don't know. Excuse --
I've seen you have
that eggplant in your hand.
You got, like, your aunt Marie's
recipe or something?"
"No, I just -- I looked up
on the Internet,
and there was this little reci--"
"Put it down!
Get it out of your hand!"
[Laughter]
"Put it down!
Go get some arugula!
You've done enough damage!"
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
Martha Stewart...
makes me laugh.
She gives you instructions
to make stuff.
I'm waiting for her to go,
one day...
[As Martha Stewart] "Today,
we're gonna build a pyramid...
[Laughter]
...based on the ancient pyramid
at Giza.
Okay"
[Normal voice]
She says things --
Doesn't she say, like,
start with the directions
where you go,
"Well, I ain't making this."
[Laughter]
Like, "Okay, break out
your chestnut-roasting pans."
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
"Honey!
Where's
the chestnut-roasting pan?"
[Laughter]
I'm not much of a cook.
I will admit that.
You know, I eat out, and --
it's very hard to be --
You know, you eat more calories
when you eat out.
It's a proven fact.
And --
Well, I didn't even have a toaster.
I just bought a toaster recently.
Well, I had one,
but I toasted low-carb bread,
and it exploded.
[Laughter]
Um...
So I go to buy another toaster.
I didn't want any trouble.
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