Jingle All the Way 2 Page #4

best idea I've heard all day.

Here you go.

Get me one if it's not $300.

Okay.

So you like what you see?

I plead the Fifth.

- Well, we have a wide variety

of trees here. - I see.

If you want a fir tree,

we've got Douglas fir...

we've got noble fir, we've got

concolor fir, we've got Canaan fir.

- Hey, you look more like a pine guy to me.

- Do I look like a pine guy?

Here I thought I was more of a concolor.

Boy, all these years I've been living a lie.

Well, we have white pine,

Virginia pine and Scotch pine.

- So, what's your pleasure?

- I want something very special and cheap.

- Special and cheap?

- Yeah.

Well, the ones that are cheaper

tend to be on the more sparse side.

- But you can cover it up if you flock it.

- Flock?

This one right here is only $165.

Hundred and sixty-five dollars.

- How much is the flocking?

- Oh, the flocking's free.

You know what?

I'll just take the flocking.

You could go for this guy over here.

He might be more in your price range.

What in tarnation is that thing?

That is a special-order 50-foot

Norway spruce shipped from Maine.

- Fifty-foot.

- It costs $10,000.

Ten thousand dollars.

What kind of blockhead buys a

Christmas tree for $10,000?

- Okay. Yeah, yeah. That's great.

- Never mind.

Can you give me a second?

I wanna check that tree out.

- Sure.

- That's something else.

You couldn't find anything bigger?

Just kidding. Thank you very much.

It's fantastic.

Hey, Trish.

Oh, it's perfect. Noel's gonna love it.

It's gonna be the best tree lighting ever.

Victor, I get that Baxter Box always hosts

the town's tree-lighting ceremony...

but do you really have to buy

the town a $10,000 tree?

Are you trying to run for mayor?

No, no, hon. I'm just trying to buy

some goodwill and affection here.

I just figure the bigger the tree,

the more the affection, right?

Oh, so he's trying

to buy Noel's love.

My little girl's love ain't

for sale for anybody.

Sorry.

Hey! No, I'm in here!

Turn it off! I can't see!

Turn it off! Somebody

turn that machine off!

I can't... I can't...

Dad. What happened?

I hope somebody got the

license plate of that pigeon.

You wanna have a snowball fight?

Come on.

You missed me.

No, no, no.

You have got a really good arm.

Gotcha. Oh, she's charging.

No! Okay, this is war.

- Way to go.

- You missed me.

I'm gonna feel this in the morning.

How are you even doing that?

I hit you a hundred times.

I got you a million and 98.

- You two have fun?

- We had tons of fun.

I totally nailed Victor.

- She did.

- Good for you.

Well, your lunch is ready

for you in the kitchen.

And remember, we're dropping

you off at your dad's at 3.

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