Jingle All the Way 2 Page #3

So if I wanna get as

many as Victor's got...

Let's see.

That's gonna run me about...

a liver and two kidneys.

Oh, boy.

He's gonna have a winter

wonderland over there.

And I can't really compete with his wallet,

so I'm gonna have to use my head.

I'll take the wallet,

first-round knockout.

- Thanks for the vote of confidence there.

- It's on the house, Larry.

Wait a minute. I got a

great idea. Come on.

Well, that about does it.

We're all done. That's it.

That's the last part.

You know, using these used

car parts, Larry, was a great idea.

- This is gonna look amazing.

- Darn right it will.

Victor can put that in

his wallet and sit on it.

You're not gonna find better Christmas lights

than that anywhere, not even at Kmart.

- Speaking of the devil.

- Well, lookie here.

This is gonna be fun.

- Hi, Daddy.

- Hey.

What's this?

Looks like you're using a

lot of electricity, Larry.

- You sure this thing is safe?

- Of course it is. I rigged it myself.

Obviously it's safe. All right.

Oh, for Pete's sake.

Claude, would you get up here?

All right.

In honor of Christmas and Noel...

I bring to everybody...

Larry's spectacular parade of lights.

Music please, Claude.

All right.

That ought to be in some kind of a

home-and-garden magazine right there.

That's unbelievable.

What do you think

of that, sweetheart?

- It's awesome.

- It's glorious.

And now I present to

you the grand finale.

As they say in France,

the piece of the resistance.

Daddy!

- Daddy?

- Larry, are you okay?

Am I in heaven?

Hi, Victor.

Sorry there was a power outage last night so

we couldn't make pancakes this morning...

or bake Christmas cookies last night.

It's okay. I can bake

cookies with Chef Philippe.

Who's Chef Philippe?

- He's Victor's chef.

- Chef?

I'll bet Victor's chef ain't got Fruity

Pebbles. How's them Fruity Pebbles?

Delish.

That's right. They're delicious.

Dad, I think we need

a new holiday tree.

What's wrong with that one? That's one

of them little Charlie Brown trees.

He's so cute.

I like the smell of Mommy

and Victor's better.

And it doesn't have

enough room for presents.

Why don't you and me go shopping

for a big old Christmas tree?

Cool beans!

Can I have this one?

It's almost as big as the one that

Mommy and Victor have at their house.

Yeah, but, honey, that thing's $300.

I mean, that's crazy.

For $300 it ought to already

have presents underneath it.

Sugar, picking a Christmas tree

is like picking a boyfriend.

Trust me. You can't just

settle on the first one.

Or the second one or the third

or the fourth or the fifth.

Okay, I get it, Dad.

Hey, can I get apple cider?

I'll tell you what, that's the

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