Jewtopia Page #3

Rreow!

Yeah. What now?

Stuck working for

the family business

and engaged to Hannah Daniels.

This is her 13th call.

Yes, I'm available

after 3:
00 tomorrow.

Why?

Why would we have a

preschool interview?

You're not even pregnant yet!

No, Hannah, it's smart

to interview now.

This commercial is

costing me an assload.

- Get off the phone!

- Okay, I gotta go.

I gotta go.

Yes, I love you. Bye.

Why didn't you cover

that before the shoot?

Do you want people to

change the channel

Would you prefer our

family go broke?

Oh, mom, no!

Come on, mom!

Oh, no. Stop moving.

No, not the safety pin!

Come on!

- Hold his head.

- Well, you know what?

If my brother wasn't such a douche

and his psycho fiancee

wasn't calling him

every two minutes...

She's the best thing that

ever happened to your brother.

- Ow!

- I got it! I got it!

What the hell?

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

What's...

what's going on here?

Hannah!

Hannah!

Oh, f*** me!

A jackhammer?

Come... Hannah!

You can always call me at

home when there's a problem.

Why do you think I was ranked

number one gynecologist

by city quest three years in a row?

Just remember, no matter

how much it might itch,

I don't want you to scratch it.

Okay, bye.

Oh, hey, I didn't

hear you sneak in.

Oh, probably 'cause of the

jackhammer that's outside.

Fine. What the hell

is going on around here?

They're starting construction

on the baby's room.

Honey, I-I know that you

want to have a baby so bad,

and so do I, in the future,

but there is no baby

to build a room for yet.

There's not even...

not even a fetus

to build a room for yet.

But it can take up to 18 months

to complete construction

on the series six BPBC.

I'm sorry. BPBC?

- Baby protection bed chamber.

- Oh, God.

You enter here, through the

anti-bacterial wash chamber

to disinfect and put

on sterilized scrubs.

Once inside, you'll be surrounded

a six-inch-thick bullet and

germ-proof baby encasement unit,

24-hour closed circuit

video surveillance,

life-size parental control

reinforcements,

Anthrax detector, radon detector,

carbon monoxide detector,

smoke detector,

and faulty detector detector,

and a panic room.

And... and... and what is this?

Just in case the panic room

gets overrun by terrorists.

- Terrorists?

- Terrorists.

Well, thank God that's optional.

Oh, I'll be exercising that option.

You're really gone again

if you know what I mean

- we're two of...

- We're two of a kind

a kind

Working on a dream.

And then it hit me

harder than Dale earnhardt

hitting that wall,

rest in peace.

I needed to find another puta.

A Jewish puta.

How you Doin'?

Hey, I'm Christian.

Hey, you remember when Cheney

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