Jewtopia Page #2
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- 2012
- 90 min
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Say hi for the...
for the audience, Rebecca.
- Hi.
- Wow.
Now Rebecca has just informed me
underneath her graduation gown.
Is that true, Rebecca?
That is true, vance,
and I dare you
to get a close-up.
Stop.
Get out.
Oh, my God.
You're so beautiful.
I just... I found this
beautiful little pink box.
You're disgusting.
No, look. Really.
Marry me, Rebecca.
have been a lot of fun together,
but we're entering
the real world now,
and in the real world,
this can't work.
Why not?
Because you're not Jewish.
Wait.
What are you saying?
It's over, Christian.
And now I'm a 31-year-old plumber,
still crying over his
college girlfriend.
I miss Bec-Bec.
Okay, I located that one!
70 pounds of pressure
rising! Over!
Okay. Locating
the septic tank!
Looking at 85 pounds
and rising! Over!
Are you there, boss?
Over!
Yeah, guys, I'm here.
Sorry, sorry.
And did you find the gas line?
Yeah, got it.
- Got it too.
- Okay, boss.
We're going to shut
them both down, okay?
Tres, dos, shut off!
Guys, I'm really sorry.
I don't know what happened.
I must have spaced out.
It's cool, boss.
No worries.
I space out too sometime.
But if it was my responsibility
to turn off the gas and sewer lines
of my loyal, hardworking,
underpaid employees
with 10,000 pounds of raw sewage,
I would not f***ing space out!
Sorry. What'd you say?
I spaced out.
Ay, madre de dios!
Que es eso?
What is that?
- What?
- Que es eso? Que...
What was I thinking, coming
to work with you today?
- It's may 25th.
- Oye, cinco de Mayo?
No, pendejo, may 25th is the day
that this chica Rebecca
dumped him nine years ago.
And accidentally hooked
it up to the hot water?
Boiling toilet day.
Boss, I loved that day, man.
I went to take a crap and
the toilet exploded!
I still have porcelain in my ass.
Look, boss, me and Juan, okay,
we love you, okay?
Of risking our life for this puta!
Look, just do us both a favor.
Go out there and find
yourself another puta
and move on with your life, puto!
You get on with your
life, you puto!
Boss, can I go to the bathroom?
Mm-Hmm.
Have you ever dreamed
embroidered on your
favorite undies?
What about your gang name
on your baseball cap?
Malt 40! Unh!
Manatee! Uh-huh!
Goldie tooth!
Then come on down to
the embroidery palace.
Where our royal family has provided
embroidery for 50 years!
No Booty too big,
no Booty too small,
because here at the
embroidery palace,
we embroider it all!
- What the hell?
- Oh, damn it!
Sorry. I told her
not to call again.
Could you be any
more p*ssy-whipped?
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