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Synopsis: Henry is a precocious young boy, conceived in a petri-dish, raised by his single mother, Patricia, and is smarter than all of his peers. However, the one question he can't answer is, who is his father? Henry's attempts at locating his father lead him to Dr. Slavkin O'Hara, a university professor who has decided to raise his daughter, Audrey, as a psychology experiment in a world free of gender bias. Patricia starts fearing that she's losing her son, Audrey wishes she didn't have a father, Dr. O'Hara has no idea how to keep his daughter happy, and Henry may just have found the family he was looking for.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dennis Lee
Production: E1 Entertainment
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
41
Rotten Tomatoes:
24%
PG-13
Year:
2011
92 min
$18,390
Website
106 Views


son's misplaced, misguided

heretic beliefs caused a riot

in your dining hall?

There is too a God,

you freak!

"A" pluses across the board.

And that man wants either

a public apology

or an expulsion?

Is that even a choice?

We choose expulsion.

We choose to

fight against the tyranny.

We choose to fight

against it.

Who's my father, Patricia?

Who's my father?

Who your father is

isn't important.

You have me,

a mother who loves you

more than life itself.

But everyone else has a father.

Why do you want to

be like everyone else?

You're not like

everyone else.

- You're very special.

- You mean I'm a freak.

- You're not a freak.

- You said so yourself.

A freak is someone who's

very special.

I don't remember saying that.

I do, I remember.

I remember everything.

And that is an amazing gift.

You are an amazing young man

blessed with an amazing gift.

Or cursed.

Happy birthday,

Henry, honey.

This is from Grandpa Stan.

Ahh!

Damn it!

Where you going,

Henry, honey?

Stan's.

That's a great idea, let's all

go celebrate together.

Shall we?

Buenas tardes, Enfermera Bruna.

In Brazil. we speak Portuguese,

not Spanish, idiot.

In the US of

we speak English,

mi gatita atractiva.

I gave her an eight.

I never knew you

spoke Spanish.

Well, there's a lot

you don't know about me.

Then again, there's a lot you

don't know about you.

Since when did you

start speaking Spanish?

Everyone that works here is

from south of the border.

Being here as long as I have,

you get used to

the lingo.

Besides, they like it

when you talk Mexican to them.

I get my money back if this

don't work, right?

Stan.

Stan.

Thank you, Stan.

I appreciate you not

pressing charges, Stewart.

Didn't mean to make you look bad

in front of your kid.

But I knew

I knew you.

You know that...

would barely be noticeable

if you were really black.

I am really black.

This ain't

gonna bounce, is it?

You have my word, it's good.

White devil's forked tongue

is a lying tongue.

Gotta go, Geronimo.

What, what,

where you going?

We're "negoci-tating."

I'm gonna see what

I can find out for you.

If the check clears.

But if I do happen to

found somehow,

I didn't

find it out... you dig?

I do dig.

Lesbo, lesbo, lesbo, lesbo,

- lesbo, lesbo, lesbo, lesbo...

- Hey, lesbo.

lesbo, lesbo, lesbo, lesbo,

lesbo, lesbo, lesbo...

I hate you.

I hate you.

I hate you!

I... hate... you!

There are many people

who believe

that what you

did to your daughter

constitutes child abuse.

I've tried to raise

my daughter

free from gender bias,

free from the...

...stereotypes

that dehumanize people.

Would you like a tissue,

Dr. O'Hara?

No, no.

No-- yes.

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