Jeruzalem Page #3

have my glasses.

Too expensive.

RACHEL:

Look at these these colors.

Look at the little guy

leading the way.

Where are we going,

little guy?

Hey, buddy, wait up.

KEVIN:
I don't know. It was

supposed to be here somewhere.

Glass, open navigation.

Okay, take a right.

- [COINS JINGLING IN CAN]

- [MAN SPEAKING HEBREW]

Keep walking.

I love America!

- Just ignore him.

- Keep walking.

I am David.

King David.

If you need guide,

I am your man.

The best in the town.

- No, thanks, we're good.

- We're fine.

Oh, my God.

Is he for real?

- God, the heat is killing me.

- I feel old.

- I think it's here.

- This place?

- Yeah, this is it.

- Watch your head.

Seems like people

used to be smaller.

Unbelievable.

- Wow.

- Whoa.

- Hey, guys.

- Cheers, mate.

Let's go up.

- Heaven!

- Totally.

Let's go.

Glass, take a picture.

- Cute ass.

- What?

What? Nothing, nothing.

- Hey.

- Hello.

- Salam alaikum.

- Hello.

Welcome.

Welcome, my friends.

Sit, please.

I'll be right with you.

Thank you.

Omar! We have a guest.

- I'm coming!

- Omar!

Glass, take a picture.

[BELL DINGS]

Oh, my God.

Told you this place is nice.

Yeah, looks amazing.

Hello, sir.

[SPEAKING ARABIC]

I'm sorry.

I don't speak...

Grandfather says you bring

the smell of innocence.

Thanks, I think.

Oh, my God. I'm so thirsty.

You don't mind, do you?

Thanks.

Jesus, my feet hurt.

Oh, God, Rache.

No, don't do that.

[SPEAKING ARABIC]

SARAH:
What did he say?

She brings the smell of feet

after two weeks in the desert.

- [LAUGHTER]

- Thanks.

You two are very, very

beautiful, but this I say.

- Cold lemonade. I squeeze.

- Thanks.

Actually it's

the very high season now

so you'll need to be

in the room upstairs.

Actually they are much better

because of the view.

It's 100 shekels each,

but you get free Wi-Fi.

- [OMAR SPEAKING ARABIC]

- SARAH:
Bye, Kevin.

- See you later.

- See you later.

- Sure.

- Bye.

What?

And because you two

are so beautiful,

I upgraded you to the ultra

premium turbo deluxe suite.

- Wait and see.

- Sweet!

- Yes! All right.

- Voila!

What?

Are you kidding me?

- You like?

- This is your premium suite?

- Thank you, Omar.

- Yeah, thank you, Omar.

Your hostel is, well, lovely.

- What is this?

- A tip.

Ah. No way, Jose.

But if you insist, I will let

you buy Omar a beer tonight.

Okay, well, only if you take us

to a really, really cool place.

But only if you dance with Omar.

Sure, but only if Omar promises

to get us the best hash in town.

Ah, you will wait and see.

Omar will give you...

party time.

- Party time?

- What?

Enjoy your stay!

Thank you!

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

This is hysterical.

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