Jeruzalem Page #2

It's actually sounds

really cool.

So what are you,

some kind of Indiana Jones?

Exactly,

only much better looking.

[SARAH GIGGLES]

[SNORING]

KEVIN:
That's exactly

what I'm saying.

Every religion calls it

in a different name,

but actually everyone's

talking about the same thing.

SARAH:
Cool.

KEVIN:
In Islam,

it's the Dark Angel.

For Jews, it's Golem.

And in Christianity, it's the

undead or zombies or whatever.

SARAH:
Whoa.

[RUMBLING]

Oh, God.

I hate these f***ers.

What was that?

RACHEL:
Israel, here we come.

SARAH:
Glass, take a picture.

- Here we go.

- Glass, what time is it?

- Holy sh*t, it's hot.

- Whoa.

- We got beach weather.

- Totally.

- Ouch!

- Sorry.

Listen, I've got an offer

you can't refuse.

Offering to carry our bags

to Tel Aviv?

That's so sweet of you,

Kevin.

Take mine.

It's a very special time

in the holy city.

- Come with me to Jerusalem.

- Jerusalem?

- It's gonna be fun.

- Yeah, Rache, what do you say?

Will you excuse us for a second?

Just one second.

Sarah, come here a second.

What? What is it?

Oh, my God,

you're such a slut.

- What? Why?

- Why?

Just admit you want

a taste of that ass.

And that stupid hat.

- Just admit it.

- Okay, fine.

But come on, Rache,

we're just changing the order.

First Jerusalem,

then parties in Tel Aviv, okay?

The whole point of the trip

is to have fun, right?

You just chew it?

It's good.

Make you strong in the bed.

- Take, take.

- SARAH:
What is that?

- I've gotta try this.

- Voice command. Call Dad.

Kevin, I'm serious.

Don't eat that.

- No, no! Sh*t.

- [LINE RINGING]

It's nice.

It's disgusting!

- Nasty!

- It's bitter.

Whatever, fine.

Hi, sweetie.

Oh, sh*t. Sorry, Dad.

I forgot it was nighttime.

No, it's okay.

I'm glad you called.

Have you landed?

Are you in Tel Aviv?

Actually our plans

are kinda changed.

We're heading

to Jerusalem now.

Is that okay?

Should I be worried?

- No.

- Hi, Mr. Pullman!

- Hi.

- No, no, don't worry.

Everything's fine.

Kevin, does that make

your mouth burn?

- My whole mouth is...

- Oh, my God, it's so gross.

- It's disgusting.

- Close your mouth.

This is so disgusting.

This is a big big graveyard,

very old.

- Got a lot of dead people here.

- A lot.

This is the entrance

of the city. A graveyard.

Very symbolic, ah?

You see, we have a beautiful,

beautiful tradition

of killing each other.

[LAUGHING]

KEVIN:
This is Damascus Gate.

- [BELL TOLLING]

- Oh, wow.

Kevin, we're going straight

to the hostel, right?

Yeah, we are.

RACHEL:
What are those,

cigarettes?

- Oh, what is that?

- Rache, cool it.

Look at all that. Wow.

Hey, kid.

What do you want?

No, no. Sorry, you can't

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