Jackass 3.5 Page #3

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with a 15-foot-long stick

on either end,

and they hit the tree in the middle,

and it just sends them flying

when they hit the tree.

Basically, we're gonna try to clothesline

ourselves with this two-by-four.

And it's downhill, and Dunn's

gonna be landing in horse sh*t,

-so I don't think...

-Thank you for pointing that out for me.

-Thanks.

-Yeah.

Why do you think I've been favoring

over here the whole time?

I didn't notice I have a big pile

of horse sh*t to land in.

Awesome.

This is the Blowback.

Sh*t.

-F***.

-Awesome.

F***ing stupid bullshit.

-That was great.

-I liked it.

"That was great"?

Did you guys stand there beforehand

and go,

"Let's just be enthusiastic

and encourage this thing"?

No no. That looks funny.

-That looks good.

-Yeah, man.

I wish you guys had a dick cam

'cause that's where that pole went.

That was rad.

It's such a dumb idea

'cause you have to choreograph it

so you're both doing it

at the exact same time.

You both weigh the same.

It was destined for failure

from the get-go,

but we kept on trying it

'cause we're stupid.

Nobody wants to jump in?

No.

I'm just saying.

I don't know. I'm feeling sorry for you.

Really painful thing,

low payoff.

Yeah.

Just do it again.

Take two.

-This is the Blowback.

-Sh*t.

I hate it.

Some things just don't translate

to camera.

Yeah?

ldeally, you want something

that doesn't hurt,

but looks really bad.

This is a whole other story.

The opposite.

At least we busted it,

so we can't try it again.

You tried it with Knoxville

and he sliced his hand open.

You could see his bone.

That ain't my fault.

I know. It's the Blowback's fault.

Dumb Blowback.

That hurt worse than when it...

It's out of frame. Turn this way

so everyone's out of frame.

It's stinging.

For a bit that doesn't work,

that f***ing thing sucks.

All right, take a big breath.

You can do this.

Not too bad, right?

All right. It's gonna numb up.

A little burn, perhaps.

That camera on?

All right. If you have pain, tell me.

I'll get you more numbing medicine.

I know you're the type

that's not gonna tell me

'cause you don't want any more shots.

All right.

Let me get this thing closed up.

F*** off.

I'm Brandon Novak,

and this is Doo Doo Falls.

-You okay?

-F***.

Thank God for that f***ing helmet.

Dude, I hit my head so hard,

it honestly saved my life.

Did you make dookie on yourself?

Yeah.

He just sh*t his pants.

But if anyone deserves

to sh*t their pants,

it's you for doing that.

-Wipe your shitty ass.

-You wipe it.

-Why do I gotta wipe it?

-'Cause I can't move right now.

No no

Why so rough?

F***ing a**hole.

-What are you doing, Ryan?

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