Jackass 3.5

Synopsis: Because too much is never enough! The complete cast and crew of Jackass 3D return with an all-new UNRATED movie. Loaded with OVER AN HOUR of outrageous bonus footage, get all of the hilarious pranks, stupidity and mayhem you crave with Jackass 3.5.

Genre: Action, Comedy, Documentary

Director(s): Jeff Tremaine

Actors: Johnny Knoxville, Ryan Dunn, Bam Margera, Steve-O

Production: Paramount Digital Entertainment


IMDB:: 6.8
Rotten Tomatoes:: 60%

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: UNRATED
Year:: 2011
: 84 min
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JACKASS 3.5
Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass!
Thank you very much.
People are always asking me,
"Is there anything
that you just wouldn't do?"
Well, this is it.
It's the Alligator Snapping Turtle,
probably the meanest thing
I'll have ever done to my butt.
F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!
F*ck!
Don't look at him, Steve-O.
Don't look at him.
-Look at him.
-Don't look at him.
Relax, relax.
Don't look at it.
Look at it.
Shit!
F*ck! God damn it!
-F*ck!
-Relax.
-Relax!
-Relax. Just relax.
-Hold your ground.
-Okay.
-F*ck, that must hurt really bad.
-Shit.
-F*ck.
-Are you okay?
-Mama.
-F*ck.
Okay, now he's just no
gonna f*cking let go?
I knew this was f*cking gonna happen!
He's not letting go!
-Shit.
-Relax. You need to relax.
F*ck!
-The turtle's the problem.
-I'm relaxed! Shit!
This would be horrifying if...
-Relax.
-Relax.
-Okay.
-Relax?
-Who could relax?
-I'm just gonna...
You son...
Jeez, relax, relax.
-Shit!
-Hold it together. Don't pull.
-Don't pull.
-Don't pull.
-It doesn't wanna let go.
-God!
-Oh, my God.
-F*ck!
That was horrifying.
Wow.
-Get him out of here.
-Son of a bitch!
Oh, my God.
He got you good.
Yeah.
There's a reason why I turned that down
for so many years.
I can't see anything!
-Spread your legs.
-Let go. Let go. Drop.
You're good.
You all right?
You want a donut?
This is Barrel Surfing.
Big-barrel surfing's for macho jerks
with a death wish.
No, it's not. It's the ultimate thrill,
the ultimate rush.
Even more than sex.
Well, that depends
on who you're doing it with.
That was pretty good.
Hold them!
I think Bam was great
at it the first time,
and now Dunn's stepped in
to up the failure rate
to an all-time high.
Oh, my God.
I've got a pile of shit in my nose.
I'm Ryan Dunn. This is face surfing.
That scene done yet?
Being on set is 50% fun as hell,
and the other 50%
is just pure anxiety, paranoia...
-Jesus.
-Oh, God.
The only thing I care about
is that it's f*cking wet down here.
Shooting a Jackass movie,
it seems super fun,
but it's actually hell
because everyone
is trying to get everyone.
In particular, me, because I've been
a dick to everyone the whole time.
It gets very tense on set
when we're filming Jackass.
You're always
looking over your shoulder.
You just know something horrible
is gonna happen to you.
And it's not like it might. It will.
It's a snapping turtle on a stick.
F*cking with Ehren
is the best thing ever.
Where's he at right now?
I wanna pee on him or something.
Ehren's in there sleeping.
We got Ghetto Defibrillators.
Clear!
F*ck you!
I was worried about you.
Didn't know if you'd died.
I know. You were in here
snoring for three hours, dude.
We didn't know if you'd died.
It's all right. We're doctors.
You guys are dicks.
Can't somebody sleep a little bit
around here?
No. That's the whole point.
Sure, you can sleep.
You know that if you're being pranked,
if it's a good prank,
it's gonna end up in the movie.
And footage is footage.
But definitely, tensions get hot.
And you never know what's gonna happen.
He's not anywhere near you.
He's hiding behind a motherf*cking
chain-link fence.
A chain-link fence.
That's worse than this.
He's gonna f*cking try
and Rocky my ass right now.
Hey, hey!
Guys, stop.
Stop.
Stop, stop, stop. Come on.
It's cool. Come on.
-What was the name of that bit?
-Chill.
I don't know.
-"Fighting Each Other"?
-"Fight!"
I'm telling you,
it's nerve-racking, dude.
You gotta let out some aggression.
Man, it is nerve-racking as hell.
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