Jack, Jules, Esther & Me Page #3

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Dude, I'm not into this.

Okay, you know that

I don't dig on Asians.

She's f***ing hot!

Did you not look at her?

Kinda, I mean but... f*** man!

Nobody double dates anymore.

Okay, we're not middle-aged

and who is she?

'Cause I don't know that girl.

I texted like, 30 girls and

she's the only one who would come.

She was in my SAT class.

What SAT class?

I told you, I had to take a

crappy class in Rego Park.

Rego what?

Queens!

She's from Queens.

We were

in a study group together.

She might be nice,

I didn't really talk to her...

She might be nice,

I didn't really talk to her.

That's the worst recommendation ever!

- Okay, whatever!

She's hot enough! She's

here! She wants to have fun!

Go get dressed!

Bro, Jules isn't coming.

Did you text her?

Can we just ditch her and just

get some falafel or something.

All right, all right!

I'm texting her right now.

Are you mad?

Just don't be mad.

Hey!

Hey.

You made it.

Yeah, um...

I was supposed to go out with

my cousin but it's no big deal.

Do you live around here?

Oh, hell no.

Jackson Heights.

Uh... he's-he's just

getting changed.

Hey, I-I forgot to ask you,

um...

Where you gonna go to school?

Q.C., the place to be.

Uh, Queens College, um...

It's super cheap.

Close to home.

My parents would be lost

without me, so.

But, what about you?

Uh, Willhurst.

You-you probably never

heard of it. It's like a...

No, um...

I've definitely heard of it.

Um...

I um... actually applied there.

You must have killed me

on the SAT.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

I probably got like,

a minus 200.

I didn't even know

that was possible.

Well, it is.

Sorry for the delay.

Everything good?

All clear, bro.

So... you two dated

or... you just f***ed, or...?

What?

No!

All right,

It's just messing with you.

Why?

I thought'd be funny.

Sorry.

So, what school are you...

- Princeton. - ... going?

Wow!

You must have amazing grades.

Yeah, not really.

I kinda had the inside track.

You know, it helps if there's a library

there that's named after your grandfather.

Thanks, Grandpa Abe.

What about you?

Where are you going?

You look like, crazy smart.

Oh, yeah.

How can you tell?

Well, you're...

Asian?

Oops.

Is she okay?

Melda, yeah.

She's just very temperamental.

Boy, she doesn't speak English, so I

never really know why she's pissed off.

Uh... so, we're meeting up with your

friends and going to a restaurant?

Well, uh, we have to pick

a different restaurant

because we lost the reservations

to the one I told you about.

There's supposed to be 14 of us,

now, there's just four.

Maybe, three.

Four.

Did you?

I-I texted her but she

hasn't texted back, yet.

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