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one of us now

-You should be thanking us

-Thanking you?

What I should have done is let those

brothers come here with there size 15s

put a foot so far up your ass you

can taste the toe nail for 2 weeks

Klaus.

Bring me to your leader,

James Washington.

Hey, what the f***?

Excuse me

Get your hands off me,

you mother...

-You can use her to get to your boss?

-Yes, she's the cheese

-And she knows the president?

-oh yeah yeah,they real tight

Come on.

you f***ing bastards.

Do you know who I am? huh?

You just kidnapped the wrong woman

The wrong f***ing woman

I hope your having a good time

Im gonna kick your f***ing ass.

Excellent.

My turn.

I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th Reich

We are based on the moon

I'm told you know the president

of these United States of the Americas.

You will take us to that

the President, because ...

-I have a very special present for him

-him?

Well he'll love that

He just loves presents.

As soon as my mission

is accomplished

Nazi invasion forces

will be called in under

my directions

and we will end the good

times for the bad people

And just how do you propose

to do that?

-Well simply eliminate them.

-What?

-Sorry, that is not what we are told

-Renate, I do not think that you ...

Yeah. Why not?

Why tell you this woman why we are here

like you keep telling your pupils

I would love to do that

You see...

the National Socialist Party is the party

is the people's party, nothing more...

We wish to return to earth

with our message of

peace and unity

love through virtue

and kindness, for example.

We are healthy,

in mind and body.

Our spirits are brave and true

We achieved, because we are strong,

and disciplined in our cause

There is simply no believe

that they can match ours

because peace and unity is the gift

that we bring to all mankind.

What you and all earthlings

need to know ...

-Yeah, I get it

This is good.

This is going to work.

You, I need

And you ...

I want

Alright, lets go meet the president

Madam President ...

here's the miracle

you asked for.

-Who is that man?

-He will lead the campaign troops

Renate, please ...

this is very simple

The world is sick ...

and we are the doctors.

The world is anemic

and we are the vitamin.

The world is weary,

but we are the strength

We are here to make

the world healthy once again.

With hard work ...

with honesty, with clarity,

with decency.

We are the product of

loving mothers and brave fathers.

We are the embodiment

of love and bravery.

We are the gift of both

God and science.

We are the answer to the question.

We are the promise delivered to all mankind

For that we raise our hand,

to one nation.

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