Iron Sky

Synopsis: In the last moments of World War II, a secret Nazi space program evaded destruction by fleeing to the Dark Side of the Moon. During 70 years of utter secrecy, the Nazis construct a gigantic space fortress with a massive armada of flying saucers.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Timo Vuorensola
Production: Entertainment One Pictures
  4 wins & 2 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
93 min

Roger that, be adviced radio stato cognent

roger that 710


Seven, three, eleven

Looking good. Landing vector optimum

touch down in t-minus 12

nsr now drop the banners

-All set

-Must we?

-The Eagle has landed baby.

-Please keep that fool

off the main frequency

Are getting a reading on you end too,


Mission control I can confirm vast

quantity of Helium 3

and the reading are stronger this way.

-You're breaking up, please be adviced

you may be nearing meteor shower

Adjust to communicate....

No f***ing way

Hey Sand, what do you do with that thing

hopping around over there?

I thought you suppose to be

taking some photos of me

Washington, have you got a visual on ...

- What was that, Houston?

-Hey Washington, it's Helium 3,


It's Helium 3 mine. Get over here!

Hey there's something over here

you need to see

No, Sanders! Sanders!

Oh god

Houston!, Houston! Son-of-a-b*tch

I need to get out of here

In English, now

Where are we from?


-They earth

and when did we leave?



-And where did we go?

-The dark side of the moon.



Don't try to play dumb with me

It was your bad idea to send

those idiots to the moon

-Talk about disaster

-Not to be contradicting madam president

but i'm pretty sure it was your idea

It was my great idea have they succeeded,

now it's your stupid idea. Got it?

I didn't hire you for stupid ideas

I hire you because of your midas touch

Now my ratings are in the toilet

and that election is just weeks away

You dropped the ball Vivian,you

Now, I need a miracle.

Get me a miracle

Actually how was sending those 2

astronauts to the moon, supposed

to getting me re-elected?

We havent been to the moon for

fifty years. One of them was black.

-Thought it would look good

-Look good how?

Like I said one of them was black

Just think of the opportunity we wasted

years ago with that errand boy, Alan Powell?

-Colin Powell.

-That was close

-And where are you going?

-The UN, to do my job

The Great Dictator

by Charlie Chaplin.

It is one of the worlds most

famous short films.

which illustrates in ten minutes his

wish that one day, the entire world

will be held in the great

fuhrer's wise and gentle hands

-Any questions?

-I have a question.

In my classroom we are here to strictly

form a manner of addressing one another

To what do we owe the honor

of this visit?

-We captured an earthling.

-Your expertise is required

I love me some sauerkraut.

And Volkswagen.


German words right

Where I come from we speak

German too you know what im saying

Your gonna be sorry

you did that white boy

You are a knock-out

How do I get out of here?

Thanks lady.

Have a nice day


That is the air lock


You might wanna cover up a bit

All good?

I know a lot of important people.

alot of very important people

i even know the President of America.

If you kill me, then thats just

a really f***ed up situation

You know the president of U.S.A?

Thanks homie

Ill talk to you later babe

Question, what is this apparatus?

Look man, how would I know?

I'm just a model.

-A model what? Citizen?

-No man, a model model...

Damn, what's wrong with you two?

you blind or something?

-Sh*t, I'm pretty.

-Are you part of the shock troops

before the invasion?

Invasion? Man, you all must be trippin

What is your mission?

Look dude, I just follow the paycheck,

you know what I'm saying?

-What is this device?

-That's my kick-ass cellphone

-and a computer.


that's not a computer.

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Jarmo Puskala

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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