Iron Sky
Roger that, be adviced radio stato cognent
roger that 710
....
Seven, three, eleven
Looking good. Landing vector optimum
touch down in t-minus 12
nsr now drop the banners
-All set
-Must we?
-Please keep that fool
off the main frequency
Are getting a reading on you end too,
Sanders?
Mission control I can confirm vast
quantity of Helium 3
and the reading are stronger this way.
-You're breaking up, please be adviced
you may be nearing meteor shower
Adjust to communicate....
No f***ing way
Hey Sand, what do you do with that thing
hopping around over there?
taking some photos of me
Washington, have you got a visual on ...
- What was that, Houston?
-Hey Washington, it's Helium 3,
-What?
It's Helium 3 mine. Get over here!
Hey there's something over here
you need to see
No, Sanders! Sanders!
Oh god
Houston!, Houston! Son-of-a-b*tch
I need to get out of here
In English, now
Where are we from?
-Siegfried.
-They earth
and when did we leave?
-Brunhild
-1945.
-And where did we go?
-The dark side of the moon.
Brilliant
THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON DC
Don't try to play dumb with me
It was your bad idea to send
those idiots to the moon
-Talk about disaster
-Not to be contradicting madam president
but i'm pretty sure it was your idea
It was my great idea have they succeeded,
now it's your stupid idea. Got it?
I didn't hire you for stupid ideas
I hire you because of your midas touch
Now my ratings are in the toilet
and that election is just weeks away
You dropped the ball Vivian,you
Now, I need a miracle.
Get me a miracle
Actually how was sending those 2
astronauts to the moon, supposed
to getting me re-elected?
We havent been to the moon for
fifty years. One of them was black.
-Thought it would look good
-Look good how?
Like I said one of them was black
Just think of the opportunity we wasted
years ago with that errand boy, Alan Powell?
-Colin Powell.
-That was close
-And where are you going?
-The UN, to do my job
The Great Dictator
by Charlie Chaplin.
It is one of the worlds most
famous short films.
which illustrates in ten minutes his
wish that one day, the entire world
will be held in the great
fuhrer's wise and gentle hands
-Any questions?
-I have a question.
In my classroom we are here to strictly
form a manner of addressing one another
To what do we owe the honor
of this visit?
-We captured an earthling.
-Your expertise is required
I love me some sauerkraut.
And Volkswagen.
huh...volvicnuggen
German words right
Where I come from we speak
German too you know what im saying
Your gonna be sorry
you did that white boy
You are a knock-out
How do I get out of here?
Thanks lady.
Have a nice day
No...
That is the air lock
No.
You might wanna cover up a bit
All good?
I know a lot of important people.
alot of very important people
i even know the President of America.
If you kill me, then thats just
a really f***ed up situation
You know the president of U.S.A?
Thanks homie
Ill talk to you later babe
Question, what is this apparatus?
Look man, how would I know?
I'm just a model.
-A model what? Citizen?
-No man, a model model...
Damn, what's wrong with you two?
you blind or something?
-Sh*t, I'm pretty.
-Are you part of the shock troops
before the invasion?
Invasion? Man, you all must be trippin
What is your mission?
Look dude, I just follow the paycheck,
you know what I'm saying?
-What is this device?
-That's my kick-ass cellphone
-and a computer.
-What?
that's not a computer.
This is a computer.
No, dat's ancient history homie
UNTIED WORLD CONFEDERACY, NY
I am telling you once again..
One moment we receive conformation
that the ship has landed successfully
on the moon
The next, all communication stopped
as though it had simply vanished
-Or you're hiding something from us?
Yeah, we are hiding something on
the dark side of the moon
I still find it very difficult to believe
that entire purpose of the mission
to promote your president's
re-election
Well believe what you like, we had
the senators spend
hundred-of-millions on campaigns
to get her elected the dog-sh*t-post
But Mr Secretary, the expenses
involve this time only makes
sense if it were a military purpose
Okay, lets get this clear
military activity on the moon
What about natural resources activity?
We know how the US sometimes
mixes the two up
-Is there any chance that you are
looking for Helium 3 up there?
Helium 3?
You just made that up didn't you?
That's so silly
PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN HQ, NY
preliminary ideas?
Sir, we have a very small
delivery window
-Sir?
-Yes, sir.
Ma'am, and this is all.
Anyone who is not the head of a
department, should leave
You idiots.
You morons!
That's an insult to morons
What is this sh*t?
I have a meeting with the President of
the United...f***ing States of America.
tomorrow f***ing morning
Not with the President of Zambia.
Not with the President of the
f***ing Janitor's Union
But with the president of the f***ing
country you all happen to be living in.
you pieces of hellacious sh*t.
What am I suppose to tell her?
That my employees are not
intelligent enough
to be f***ing morons
Are you willing to work with the fuhrer ...
in the name of the fatherland,
stand behind the Wehrmacht.
This decision does not resolve all of us ...
Thank you.
I thought my ears were gonna bleed
You're welcome
May I ask what you name is?
James Washington.
-What yous?
-Renate Richter.
It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington
James Washington.
What's wrong with your skin?
Come on now please, you have
met a brother before, right?
-No, I'm an only child.
-No, I didn't mean like that
No and this continues to confuse me
because you are much blacker
then when i first encountered you
Okay girl, look either i'm black
or you're blind
Look, what is going to happen to me?
I mean, what's with this guy
sticking needles in me?
-My fathers sticking needles into you?
That your dad?
And what about you know....
Mr. Nachrichtenbermittlungs-
Oberfhrer Adler?
-I'm sorry, what?
-Klaus Adler.
He's going to be the next fuhrer.
And my husband.
Did you lose a bet or
something? I mean....
hey, Lucky you
Actually, lucky him
-I shouldn't even be here
-You cannot leave me tied up like this
-Please do me a favor.
-What?
-Play a Nazi
-And if I don't?
-They will eliminate you.
-Oh great
Is there a different radio station?
With the upcoming war ...
He's back.
hey man i dont like the look of this
With the prisoner now being one of us
we go down to the earth.
Hell help us to find more
telephone computers,well return
And then get Gotterdammerung flying.
UPSTATE, NEW YORK
-Can you smell that?
-No. We dont have time to waste
Take me to that president of yours
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