Iron Man 3 Page #6

- Hmm.

Unfortunately, to my ears,

it also sounds highly weaponisable.

As in, enhanced soldiers,

private armies, and Tony is...

Tony, TOW-

You know, I invited Tony to join AIM

13 years ago.

He turned me down.

But something tells me

now there's a new genius on the throne

who doesn't have to

answer to Tony any more

and who has slightly less of an ego.

It's gonna be a no, Aldrich.

As much as I'd like to help you.

Well, I can't say that

I'm not disappointed.

But then,

as my father used to say,

"Failure is the fog

through which we glimpse triumph."

- That's very deep.

- Hmm.

And I have no idea

what it means.

No, me neither.

He was kind of an idiot, my old man.

(CHUCKLES)

I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper.

(INHALES SHARPLY) Happy.

Car's ready, if you're ready to go.

Yes, I just, um...

God, I forgot my other things, so...

I'm just gonna...

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(SIGHS)

I'm sorry I'm late. I was...

What the...

What is that?

You're wearing this in the house now?

What is that, like, Mark 15?

TONY:
Uh, yeah.

Something like that.

You know, everybody needs a hobby.

Oh, and you have to wear your hobby

in the living room?

TONY:

Just breaking it in.

You know, it's always a little pinchy

in the gooey bag

-at first, so...

-(CHUCKLES)

Well, hey, did you see

your Christmas present?

Yes, I did. I...

I don't know how I could've

missed that Christmas present.

Is it gonna fit through the door?

TONY:
Well, actually,

it's a good question.

I got a team of guys coming tomorrow.

They're gonna blow out that wall.

- Okay.

- So, uh...

Tense? Good day? Huh?

Ooh, shoulders, a little knotty.

Naughty girl.

I don't want to harp on this,

but did you like the custom rabbit?

Did I like it?

- Nailed it, right?

- Wow.

I appreciate the thought very much.

So, why don't you lift up that face mask

and give me a kiss?

(IMITATING COMPUTER BEEPING)

Huh...

Yep. Damn it, no can do.

You want to just kiss it on the...

- The facial slit?

- Uh-huh.

Well, why don't I

run down to the garage

and see if I can't find a crowbar

to jimmy that thing open?

Crowbar, yeah.

Oh! Except there's been

(STAMMERING) a radiation leak.

- PEPPER:
I'll take my chances.

- That's risky.

(STRAINED)

At least, let me get you

like, a hazmat suit

you can... (GRUNTS)

- A Geiger counter or something like that.

-(STRAINING)

Busted.

- This is a new level of lame.

- Sorry.

You ate without me already?

On date night?

- He was just...

- You mean you.

Well, yeah, I just mean

we were just hosting you...

(SCOFFS IN DISBELIEF)

-...while I finished up a little work.

- Uh-huh.

And yes, I had a quick bite.

I didn't know if you were coming home

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