Iron Man 3 Page #5

(WHISPERS)

Oh, wait...

-(RINGING CONTINUES)

- Uh...

-(CHIMES)

- Hello?

- TONY:
Is this Forehead of Security?

- What?

You know, look...

I got a real job. What do you want?

I'm working.

I've got something going on, here.

What, harassing interns?

Let me tell you something.

Do you know what happened

when I told people

I was Iron Man's bodyguard?

- They would laugh in my face.

(TONY CHUCKLES)

I had to leave

while I still had a shred of dignity.

Now I got a real job.

I'm watching Pepper.

What's going on? Fill me in.

- For real?

- Yeah.

All right.

So, she's meeting up with this scientist.

- Rich guy. Handsome.

- Rig ht.

I couldn't make his face, at first. Right?

You know I'm good with faces.

- Oh, yeah, you're the best.

- Yeah.

Well, so I run his credentials.

I make him.

Aldrich Killian.

We actually met the guy back in...

Where were we in '99?

- The science conference?

-Um...

- Switzerland.

- Right, right, exactly.

Killian. No...

I don't remember that guy.

Of course you don't remember.

He's not a blond with a big rack.

At first, it was fine.

They were talking business.

But now it's, like, getting weird.

He's showing her his big brain.

- His what?

- Big brain.

And she likes it.

Here, let me show you.

Hold on. See?

Look at what? You, watching them?

Flip the screen,

and then we can get started.

I'm not a tech genius like you.

Just trust me. Get down here.

Flip the screen.

Then I can see what they're doing.

I can't!

I don't know how to flip the screen!

Don't talk to me like that any more.

You're not my boss.

All right?

I don't work for you.

And I don't trust this guy.

He's got another guy with him.

He's shifty.

- Relax.

- Seriously?

I'm just asking you

to secure the perimeter.

Tell them to go out

for a drink or something.

You know what? You should take more

of an interest in what's going on here.

This woman's the best thing

that ever happened to you

and you're just ignoring her.

- A giant brain?

- Yeah.

There's a giant brain.

There's a shifty character.

I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna

run his plates and I'm gonna...

You know,

if it gets rough, so be it.

I miss you, Happy-

Yeah, I miss you, too.

But the way it used to be.

Now you're off with the super-friends.

I don't know

what's going on with you any more.

- The world's getting weird.

- Hey!

(STAMMERING)

I hate to cut you off.

- Do you have your Taser on you?

- Why?

I think there's a gal in H.R.

who's trying to steal some printer ink.

You should probably go over there

and zap her.

Yeah, nice.

Imagine if you could hack into

the hard drive of any living organism

and recode its DNA.

- That would be incredible.

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