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- It's beautiful tonight.

- Is it?

- Yeah.

So I guess I'll let you go then.

- Okay.

Goodbye, Darryl.

- Bye.

- He seemed nice, but I don't

really have time in my life

for boys.

Never did really.

I'm the kind of woman

they used to make fun of

on television.

Spinsters, they called us.

You don't really hear that

word too much anymore.

I'm not ashamed of the choices I've made.

It's rarely a good idea to

dwell on what could have been.

Speaking of choices, I looked

up Foundation Star Energy.

They're a scam organization,

did you know that?

They aren't the only ones.

I get five or six people

a week coming to my door,

claiming to be from the power company.

My point is you probably should have been

a bit more discerning

when choosing your career.

Not that it matters now.

Best not to dwell.

Did you know you were

here before you were here?

Isn't that something?

I heard you.

Didn't sound like you of course

but I'm certain it was you.

I told you to be quiet.

Do you remember?

You really had no business

being here before you were here.

It's rude frankly.

But then you showed up so I

suppose it doesn't matter now.

My brother wants to meet you.

You aren't going to like him.

He's going to like you.

He likes pretty girls.

He likes them even better

with their clothes off.

Boys are funny like that.

All they want is what's under our clothes.

He just wants a warm

place to put his thing.

Andrew is no exception.

But he's my brother.

And I want him to be happy and healthy.

I get scared sometimes.

But I would do anything for him.

Oh he's awake.

You stay right there, I will go get him.

- [Man] Hey.

- Yeah?

- This movie is terrible.

- Yeah.

- Why don't we watch something else?

- It might get better.

- I don't think so.

They front-loaded this thing with tits,

that's never a good sign.

- I don't want to put

on anything I have to

pay attention to.

- Hey did you call that girl?

- Yeah.

- And?

- She was acting real weird.

She turned me down.

- Oh yeah?

She tell you to go f*** yourself?

- No.

- Hey, so you going to try again?

- Maybe.

We'll see.

- I'm looking for something else to watch.

- I'm watching this.

- [Man] Yeah but by the

time I find something,

this will be over.

- Fair enough.

- I'm getting a beer before

I come back, you want one?

- [Darryl] No thanks.

- Tell me something, why

do you always go after

difficult girls?

- Define difficult.

- You never date regular chicks.

- Because there are no regular chicks.

Everybody's got sh*t.

I got sh*t, you got sh*t.

- You know what I mean

though, you like weirdo's.

- That's inaccurate.

(laughing)

- Oh yeah?

Name one girl you've dated

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