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take care of him now.

I was there to teach her

how to feed him and stuff.

She can't be a day over 25.

Can you imagine that?

Giving up your life so young

to take care of somebody else.

- Isn't that kind of what we did?

- Yeah, we get to go home though.

- Occasionally.

- She's cute too.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah.

- You going to be making a house call?

(laughing)

- Stop.

- What, man?

Her only company is a human care.

Why don't you go over

there, see if she wants

to ride the D train.

- I don't think she's like that.

She's quiet, shy.

- The shy ones are the best.

Have you ever dated a shy girl?

- I don't know.

- They're freaks, they're super freaks.

I guarantee you, she'll

make your dong fee like

a Pac Man joystick.

- Oh my God.

(laughing)

- Well you know Claire.

- No, Claire?

Greasy Claire?

(laughing)

- Yeah.

- You didn't.

- I kind of did.

- That is gross.

- It was gross, it was really gross.

But she's a freak on a stick.

- Claire?

- Yeah.

- Why?

- That is such a good question.

It was late, we were working thirds.

We were bored and horny.

- That has got to be

the worst combination.

- Is it the worst because

it might be the best.

I'm thinking maybe it's the best.

(laughing)

- Come on, Casanova, we

ought to be getting back.

- I guess so.

- Come on, we can say hi to

grease ball on our way up.

- No, she doesn't talk to me anymore.

- I wonder why.

- You going to call that girl?

- I'm thinking about it.

- [Man] Don't be a p*ssy, do it.

- [Darryl] Come on, I said

I was thinking about it.

- Good morning.

Andrew?

Are you okay?

You must be sleeping.

It was a big night.

Oh, Andrew.

I haven't changed you since you got here.

Let's get you cleaned up.

I hope you're just sleeping, Andrew.

I feel like I'm by myself again.

(dramatic music)

Shh.

You have to be quiet.

You're not here yet.

(doorbell rings)

That might be you.

May I help you?

- Hello, I am from Foundation Star Energy

and we think that you

might be paying a little

too much for your eclectic bill.

- [Agnes] Oh I hope not.

That would be awful.

- Well can I take a

look at your last bill?

- [Agnes] Of course, come in.

I would like you to meet my brother.

(phone rings)

Hello?

- Hey is this Agnes?

- Yes.

- Hey it's me Darryl.

Do you remember me?

I was with your brother

when they brought him home.

- I remember.

Hi, Darryl, how are you?

- I'm good.

What are you up to right now?

- I'm a little busy at the moment.

Why do you ask?

- Oh wondering if you

wanted to go for a walk

or grab some dinner or something?

- Oh.

I'm afraid I already have dinner, Darryl.

- Oh then I guess maybe

some other time then?

- Maybe.

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