Inspector Gadget Page #4

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[Man] An android of this quality

could have a myriad of uses:

Shock troops,

kamikaze pilots, hit men.

International rescue workers,

teachers.

Oh, yes. I was getting to them.

Well, let's see him in action, huh?

Okay.

Oh, I'll strap myself in.

Okay.

Turn me on, Kramer.

[Grunting, Straining]

Move, darn you!

Move!

- [Straining]

- It's a lemon.

Thank you for that, Sikes.

- You put it on. Come on.

- Why can't he do it?

He's capable of intelligent thought.

That's useful to me.

[Chuckles]

Now, strap you in.

Perhaps if we give him

maximum voltage.

- [Moans]

- Yeah, that might work.

[Yelling, Moaning]

I want my...

mama!

[Continues Yelling,

Whimpering]

Something got left behind.

What does Brenda have that I don't?

[Brenda] This is the single

most important component:

The neurone synapse amplifier.

It's a high-powered

processor chip...

that increases the charge

in the human brain wave...

enough to move the machinery

that's now built into your body.

Without this chip... the most

powerful robotics chip in the world...

your body couldn't

possibly function.

- Any more questions?

- Nope, I'm fine.

Guess it just takes

a little getting used to, you know?

Good. Then I will just give you

your manual to study.

[Springing,

Bird-Cawing Sounds]

Volume one.

Mm-hmm.

Looks like the usual stuff:

Extendo-legs,

helicopter hat.

- Guess I'm all set then.

- Right. Oh!

There's one more thing.

I almost forgot. It's important.

Your new wardrobe.

The Gadget suit.

Okay, so if you want to operate

one of your gadgets,

you simply say "Go, go, Gadget,"

and then you name the device.

Well, couldn't I say

something more official, like,

like, "In the name of justice."

[Giggles]

Well, you could, but it wouldn't work.

But "Go, go, Gadget,"

sounds so...

My father designed

the programme, and he...

Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!

It's "Go, go, Gadget."

- I really like it.

- Okay. Good. I'm glad.

So, okay, let's say there are two guys

trying to rob a jewellery store,

and you wanted to trip 'em up...

what would you do?

- Okay, uh, let me think.

- ## ["Jeopardy!" Theme Plays]

Go, go, Gadget...

oil slick.

That's not oil,

it's toothpaste!

- Ooh! Ooh!

- [Laughing]

[Laughing]

Stop it!

- Whoa!

- Say, "Go, go, Gadget, stop"!

- Go, go, stop!

- We're gonna need

some more work with you.

## [Humming]

Try to visualize your goal.

Concentrate.

Put all other things

out of your head...

except obtaining the balls.

Okay.

He's just like

the "Six Million Dollar Man."

[Sighs]

- [Screams]

- [Screams]

- Wha-What?

[Falsetto]

Ungrip! Ungrip! Turn it off!

[Chuckling] Well, I guess

$6 million doesn't buy what it used to.

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